Give a man a fire and he ll be warm for a day Set a man on fire and he ll be warm for the rest of his life

Dear Almighty All I ask for is a chance to prove that winning the lottery won t make me a bad person Amen

The worst moment in your life; When you go to your lover s marriage and the photographer asks you to; SMILE

In the fast changing world relationships fade away even faster than the voting ink mark on the index finge

No matter how hard a girl acts at the end of the day she s still a girl She just wants to be kissed and held

Being male is a matter of birth; Being a man is a matter of age; And being a gentleman is a matter of choice

Don t get all weird about getting older Our age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying us

It s ironic that the colors red white and blue are the colours of freedom until they are flashing behind you

Temptation - Something which when resisted gives happiness and which when yielded to gives greater happiness

An apple a day is almost a thousand rupees a month Visiting a doctor is a lot cheaper Sp be practical

It s ironic that the colors red white and blue are the colours of freedom until they are flashing behind you

Turtle: Nothing is slower than me Snail: Are you sure? Internet Explorer: Hello? IRCTC: Keep yor voice down

Na Kuchh Tu Lekar Aaya Tha Na Hi Kuchh Lekay Jayega; Mujhe Message Na Karke Zaalim Tu Kitna Chillar Bachayega

The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you re not in shape for it it s too far to walk back

Wedding Cards should come up with a brief menu of the dishes so that we can decide whether to attend it or not