Zindagi Ke Liye Dil Ki Zarurat Hai; Dil Ke Liye Khushi Ki Zarurat Hai; Khushi Ke Liye Achee Dost Ki Zarurat Hai; Aur Achhe Dost Ke Liye Oh My God Sabko Meri Zarurat Hai

Sachin fans watching CRICKET; Salman fans watching his MOVIES; Sania fans watching TENNIS; And my fans are always busy reading my Messages Ohh God They re simply crazy fans

I hate you because you re F: Frightening R: Repulsive I: Impolite E: Embarrassing N: Nasty and D: Disgusting And I love you also for the same reason as you re my dear friend

Your smile can be compared with flowers; Your voice can be compared with a cuckoo; Your innocence can be compared with a baby; But in foolishness you have no comparison

When you get this message send it to: One person you love; One you always hated; One you always think of; And the one you wish to kill Now keep guessing why I sent it to you

Roses are Red Violets are Blue; Tuberose are White and Pansies are multi-coloured I bet you were expecting something romantic; But these are just colouring lessons for you

Do you know as to why people are jealous of you? Is it because you re very smart or is it that you re very cute and handsome? No It s simply because you ve a friend like me

Hi Can we meet? It s been so long since we last met I shall visit you soon and please tell me where should I come - to the same Zoo or you ve been moved to some Circus?

Your network has changed the call charges Now tariffs are calculated as per your IQ The lesser the IQ the cheaper the call rates Congrats now you can make almost free calls

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Today I walked on the road Suddenly 5 policemen surrounded me I got amazed and enquired from the police Why are you surrounding me? Police: Because the govt ordered Save our Tigers

You are simply an animal Cute like a Dolphin Sweet like a Panda Majestic like a Lion Faithful like a Dog Smart like a Monkey And hard-working like a Donkey No doubt you are my good friend

Three monkeys escaped from the zoo today One was caught watching TV; Another playing cricket; And the third one No it s not you Why do you always think you re a monkey? You re a donkey

Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphin s the brain s natural painkillers So if you need to laugh and you can t find a friend like yourself I can lend you my mirro

A girl and a boy got married Aap Yakeen Nahi Karoge ke Doosre Din hi Unka Bacha hua Khaana Kharab ho Geya Fridge Mein Nahi Rakha tha na Don t be shocked just read it again carefully