Things to do today: 1 Dig a hole 2 Name it love 3 Watch people fall in love

I have a disease It s called awesomeness But don t worry it s not contagious

MH370: Okay Rajinikanth Enough pranks You win Now tell us where the plane is

How to impress a beggar? I cant believe it You re interested in this also

Heart touching lines: 9829; 9829; 9829; Look all are touching hearts

Look to the left now look to the right That s good I just virtually slapped you

Roses are Red; Violets are Blue; Your parents are beautiful; What happened to you?

Every man dreams of a beautiful woman I am no different So I dream of your friend

Cheese is Cheez; But Better is Butter If you forget me; I ll throw you in a Gutte

Please answer in Yes or No only: Has your wife stopped abusing and beating you?

Sometimes I think Sometimes I don t Aisa hi Chalta hai Mera Koi fix Nahi hai

I heard that good looks can kill So please don t look at me I don t wanna see you die

Please answer only in Yes or No Does your family members know that you re INSANE?

You are Ultimate You are Lovely You are Likable You are Unique In short you are ULLU

You re a very dear F: Faithful R: Responsible I: Inquisitive E: Entertaining N: Nosy D: Dog