A question for brilliant people Didn t you read it - Question only for brilliant people You relax and have a nice week

This message contains a virus that effects the brain You re damn lucky This virus couldn t effect you as it couldn t find it

Friendship is like peeing in ur pants Everyone can see it but only U can feel it s true warmth Thanks for being the pee in my pants

Jeevan Mein 3 Baatein Kissi Ko Kabhi Nahi Batani Chahiyein: 1 2 3 Kissiko Bhi Nahi - Matlab Hi Nahi Banata Aapko Bhi Nahi

GOD is so wise that He never created FRIENDS with price tags If He did it would have been impossible for you to afford me

This message is strictly for smart and intelligent people; And if you have received it then obviously it s a technical erro

I heard that you took a test and the results were negative I am so happy for you but I would have loved it if it were not an IQ test

What do you do when you see an extremely cute person? I stare at the person and smile but when I get tired I just put the mirror down

Ek Kamaal Dekhiye: Sirf U Lagaiye Aur Khud Ban Jaiye M RKH B DH D FFER LL LALL GHOCH Dekha everything is incomplete without U

I like watching you and I like to spend my time with you; But you are always surrounded by people being the main attraction of the Zoo

You re such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket I d miss you a lot and think of you often

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat sweet words r nice 2 say but sweet people r really hard 2 find My goodness how the hell did u manage 2 find me

Think Well Plan Well Do Well Sleep Well Play Well Laugh Well And throw your mobile also into a well because you are not messaging me well

When U smile the world smiles with U; When U are down people ll rally behind U; But when U fart U are alone coz people ll never stand by U

A smile is a sign of joy; A hug is a sign of love; A laugh is a sign of happiness; And a friend like me well - that s a sign of good taste