Attention: Whomsoever I ve ever irritated knowingly or by mistake Whatever I ve done in the past was just a trailer Baby Watch out the future

Am I Cute Test: Call me if I m cute; Miss Call if I m gorgeous; Text back if I m pretty; Text a joke if I m charming; Just ignore if U are jealous

Have you done two of the most important things when you woke up today? 1 Pray so that you may live 2 Take a bath so that others may live too

What happened 2 ur network? I tried to call U but the operator said Welcome 2 the jungle the monkey U r trying to call is on the tree Plz try late

I wrote your name on sand it got washed I wrote your name on the clouds it was blown away Then I wrote your name on my heart I got a Heart Attack

If you read this really hilarious joke you ll simply die laughing I really care for you well-being That s why I didn t send the message to you

Joy with smile you make and night good say to wanted just I that out find you when funny it find will you Didin t get it? Read it backwards

Dosti Ke Rishte Buhut Lambe Hote Hein Pata Nahi Kaha Tak Chalein Ge Do Kadam Tum Chalna aur Do Kadam Hum Chalein Ge Baad Mein Auto Kar Lenge

When I send you an SMS it s not important that you do the same You can also send me Cash Clothes Fragrances Gold Now hurry and start sending it

Jab Bhi Aapko Lage Ki Ab Hum Aapke Achche Dost Nahi Rahe To Ek Khinch Kar Chanta Maarna Apne Gaal Par Zyada Hi Dimaag Chalane Lage Ho Aaj Kal

I wanted to kill the sweetest smartest and most beautiful person on earth Then it came to my mind that committing SUICIDE is a crime under Sec 309 IPC

When your life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free you from darkness And if you still remain in darkness Please pay your Electricity Bill

I m on a mission A mission: To avoid you; To forget you; To not to talk to you; To not to think about you anymore In short it s MISSION IMPOSSIBLE

Aapko Hum sirf aapko Aur aapko Arre aapko Haan Haan Aapko Baba Aapko Aapko only Aapko aur kisi ko nahi Bas Aapko Hamesha tang karenge

Life is full of beautiful things: Soft sunsets painted rainbows delicate blossoms love and laughter quiet moments and fantastic people like me Enjoy it