Smiling to someone old means Respect; Smiling to a child connotes Innocence; Smiling to friend is a sign of Care and Trust; Smiling alone seeing a mobile a totally mental case Still Smiling

Say e ee eee eeee eeeee eeeeee eeeeeee eeeeeeee eeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeee Very Good I just taught you how to have a big wide smile You must practice it everyday after brushing your teeth

As a Friend: I asked you for a leaf you gave me a flower; I asked you for a stone you gave me a statue; I asked your a hanky to wipe my tears but you gave your hand Are you really DEAF

In the morning I don t eat because I think of you; In the afternoon I don t eat because I think of you; In the evening I don t eat because I think of you; At night I can t sleep because I am hungry

True love is like a pillow You can hug when you are in trouble; You can cry when you are in pain; And you can embrace when you are happy So when you need true love spend 200 bucks and buy a pillow

I badly want a KISS Please KISS me quickly Please hurry up Sad there s no one Now I know why you re shirking Because you don t what it actually means It means: K: Koi I: Intresting S: SMS S: Send Karo

If I were an artist you would be my picture If I were a poet you would be my inspiration If I were an author you would be my story But when it comes to you I would rather prefer to be a cartoonist

Don t believe that every sweet person in your life will remain the same; because even the best chocolate has an expiry date Me? Don t worry I m like a fine wine no expiry date - the older the tastie

Think of any of the below numbers: 100 200 250 300 400 500 600 750 1000 Now get my phone charged for the amount you thought Then I shall tell you how much balance did I get Don t laugh it off hurry up

From Morning till Evening; From Sunday to Saturday; From 1st to 31st; From January to December; And from Birth till my Death my feelings for you have never changed For me you ve always been a headache

Money can buy: A bed but not sleep; A house but not a home; Medicines but not health; A companion but not a friend Money is dirty it only cause pain and suffering Send me all your money and always be happy

Fun Prank: Put Rs 10 000 in an envelope and mail it to me It shall sure leave me stunned I swear about it If you don t believe it do it right now before someone else steals this idea and implements it before you do

I m on my way to the hospital right now My neighbour s kid swallowed my 4GB memory card; and now he is busy singing all the songs on the memory card I am praying that he doesn t get to the video section anytime soon

Breaking News: 3 days holiday declared in all Central and State govt offices As a result all schools and college shall also remian closed due to Bharat Bandh So sit at home on 29 30 and 31st February and just chill

A very personal message from Alia Bhatt: I hope you get up early - brush your teeth - do some exercise - have a hearty breakfast - take a bath - dress up in nice good casual clothes wear some good fragrance and and then go and vote