Today s thought: Don t always depend on my thoughts Try to think of your own sometimes
Today s thought: Don t always depend on my thoughts Try to think of your own sometimes
The probability of forgetting something is directly proportional to to to uh oh never mind
The world is full of foolish people who answer everything in No Are you also the one?
Everyone has an ugly friend If you don t have an ugly friend well then it is really awkward
When the only Light in your life is suddenly gone it s time to Recharge your phone s battery
Take your age Add 2 And that s how old you ll be in 2 years Forward if it works for you
You re Cute You re Hot You re Sweet You re Intelligent You re Amazing You re Perfect And I am lia
Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing Thanks for being my bosom friend
A simple way to impress any girl: If you know it please apply it What are you looking here?
Advantage of having an affair with married women Saale Malum Tha Buhut Jaldi Nichhe Aayega
How sweet is your pose How sharp is your nose How sweet are your eyes See how sweetly I tell lies
Life is too short to be serious all the time So if you can t laugh at yourself call me - I ll laugh at you
You should do two things in the morning: 1) Pray to God so you can live 2) Have a shower so others can live
Ye JOKE Padhoge To Haste-Haste Gir Jaoge Isliye Bheja Hi Nahi Gir Gaye To? You see I care for you
It`s not that I hate you But it s like if you were on fire and I had water I would rather prefer bathe in it