Today s thought: Don t always depend on my thoughts Try to think of your own sometimes

The probability of forgetting something is directly proportional to to to uh oh never mind

The world is full of foolish people who answer everything in No Are you also the one?

Everyone has an ugly friend If you don t have an ugly friend well then it is really awkward

When the only Light in your life is suddenly gone it s time to Recharge your phone s battery

Take your age Add 2 And that s how old you ll be in 2 years Forward if it works for you

You re Cute You re Hot You re Sweet You re Intelligent You re Amazing You re Perfect And I am lia

Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing Thanks for being my bosom friend

A simple way to impress any girl: If you know it please apply it What are you looking here?

Advantage of having an affair with married women Saale Malum Tha Buhut Jaldi Nichhe Aayega

How sweet is your pose How sharp is your nose How sweet are your eyes See how sweetly I tell lies

Life is too short to be serious all the time So if you can t laugh at yourself call me - I ll laugh at you

You should do two things in the morning: 1) Pray to God so you can live 2) Have a shower so others can live

Ye JOKE Padhoge To Haste-Haste Gir Jaoge Isliye Bheja Hi Nahi Gir Gaye To? You see I care for you

It`s not that I hate you But it s like if you were on fire and I had water I would rather prefer bathe in it