Santa: Off late I have been having a lousy luck Surinder: What happened? Santa: My best friend Banta ran away without my wife

Santa: What food u feed ur new born baby? Bautiful young Mom: Breast milk Orange juice Santa: Oye which side is orange juice?

Santa: Why are you heating the knife? Banta: To commit suicide Santa: But why are you heating it? Banta: To prevent infection

Banta: What does IDK IDC and g2g mean? Santa: I don t know I don t care and gotta go Banta: Before you leave you must tell me

Santa: I need salary increment 3 other companies are after me Boss: Really which 3? Santa: Electricity Mobile and Credit Card

Jeeto: You don t love me at all Santa points towards their five children and says: Do you think I downloaded them from Google

Santa: My drinking is getting out of hand Banta: That s a thing of concern Santa: Yes sure it is I dropped 3 pegs last night

Banta: What s the similarity between the Indian government and the Pakistan government? Santa: Both don t care for the Indians

Santa: What s difference between man Superman? Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser superman wears it over the trouse

Santa: Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator? Banta: I give up Santa: Stupid because he wanted to hear cool music

Astrologer: You must get married to 32 years old woman only to start a happy life Santa: Shall I marry two 16 years old girls?

Jeeto: Yesterday night I had a dream that you were sending me Jewellery and clothes Santa: Yeah I saw your dad paying the bill

Jeeto yelled at Santa: U re gonna be really sorry I m going to leave you Santa: Make up your mind Which one is it going to be?

Santa: My wife is a very careful driver Banta: How do you conclude that? Santa: She always slows down when passing a red light

Banta: Why did you beat your wife so much? Santa: The ayurved told me to beat properly before administering the medicine to he