Santa walks into his doctor s chamber and sits down in the waiting room Another patient sitting next to him and who was stammering a little asked him Wwwhy dd Do yyy you wwant to sss see th the doctor? Santa: Well I have a prostate problem Patent: Yoyo you hhahavhavve prostate pp prob Lem wwhat s ttthat? Santa: Well if you must know I pee like you talk
Santa walks into a bar and asks for 10 shots of the finest single malt scotch The bartender sets him up and Santa takes the first shot in the row and pours it on the floor He then takes the last shot and does the same The bartender asks Why did you do that? And Santa replies Well the first shot always tastes like crap and the last one always makes me sick
Santa to the shopkeeper: Give me one litre Wheat Flour Shopkeeper: Wheat flour is not sold in litre Ask for it again Santa: Ok Please give me one KG Wheat Flour in this bottle Shopkeeper: You don t ask like this? Ok You pose as a shopkeeper and let me buy wheat flour from you Santa: OK Shopkeeper: Give me one KG Wheat Flour Santa: Have you brought the bottle?
Santa goes into a Chemist s shop reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon He pours some liquid onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist Could you taste this please? The chemist takes the teaspoon puts it in his mouth swills the liquid around and swallows it Santa: Does it taste sweet? Chemist: No not at all Santa: Good The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for Suga
