Banta: What is an adult joke? Santa: Any joke which is 18 years old
Banta: What is an adult joke? Santa: Any joke which is 18 years old
Santa: Inspired by the Parliament I have just passed a motion myself
What s Ford? Santa: Gaadi What s Oxford? Santa: So simple Bail Gaadi
Banta: My wife drives me to drink Santa: You re lucky I have to walk
Jeeto: Why are you home so early? Santa: My boss told me to Go to Hell
Jeeto: Why do Farts stink?Santa: So that Deaf people can enjoy them too
Banta: Where do you find a leg-less turtle? Santa: Wherever you left it
Santa`s Theory of Motion: Loose motion can never be done in slow motion
There are hundreds of languages in the world but a smile speaks them all
Santa: Dr I think I need glasses Teller: You certainly do This is a bank
Santa: Guess what I saw today? Banta: What? Santa: Everything I looked at
Doctor: Tell me how did you end up here? Santa: Oh I haven t ended up yet
Santa: My memory is so bad Banta: How bad is it? Santa: How bad is what?
Banta: What do you call someone who use to be called Lee? Santa: Formerly
Santa: My memory is so bad Banta: How bad is it Santa: How bad is what?