Banta: If a woman is quiet which day is it? Santa: Who cares just enjoy that day

Banta: What do you call a calf after it s six months old? Santa: Seven months old

Santa: Hey babe you smell that? Jeeto: No Santa: Me neither better start cooking

Banta: What do you call a dog with no legs? Santa: It doesn`t matter it won`t come

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly

Banta: What is Ox? Santa: Gaadi Banta: What s Oxford? Santa: So simple Bail Gaadi

Policeman: How did the accident happen? Santa: My wife fell asleep in the back seat

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door? A: Because it was an entrance exam

Banta: What exactly is First Aid? Santa: It is when you get AIDS for the first time

Why did Santa sleep with a scale? Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept

Banta: How long can a person live without brains? Santa:I don t know How old are you?

Jeeto: Do you ever remember your dreams? Santa: Not since you f**king crushed them no

Jeeto: What has she got that I haven t? Santa: Shall I tell it to you alphabetically?

Banta: Has your wife learned to drive the car yet? Santa: Yes In an advisory capacity

Pappu: Papa why is it that a divorce is so expensive? Santa: Son because it s worth it