Banta: Can I use your phone to call my sister? Santa: Sure just hit redial

Santa: What is first aid? Banta: It s when you get AIDS for the first time

Jeeto: I have changed my mind Santa: Thank God Does the new one works now?

Barber: I have a hair-raising story Banta: Tell it to some bald-headed man

Banta: They say that alcohol kills slowly Santa: So what? Who s in a hurry?

Banta: You are shivering Are you feeling cold? Santa: No I m on Vibrate mode

Santa: I always drink responsibly I take care not to spill even a single drop

Santa: Our dog doesn t eat meat Banta: Why not? Santa: We don t give him any

Doctor: Do not take alcohol It is a slow death Santa: I am in no hurry to die

Pappu: Dad I want an iPhone 5 Santa: Look at my hand how many fingers I have?

Jeeto: I hate you when you drink Santa: Well I hate you when I m not drinking

Doctor: I haven t seen you for a long time Santa: I know doctor I ve been ill

Jeeto: I hate you when you drink Santa: Darling I hate you when I don t drink

Santa: Be strong Banta: I am Who are you whispering to? Santa: My WiFi signal

Santa: Which is better Google or Yahoo? Banta: Oh wait I`ll search it on Google