Banta: Why does God stay up in heaven? Santa: Because they are afraid of what they have created

Pappu while filling up a form: Dad what should I write against mother tongue ? Santa: Very long

Jeeto comes out of a beauty salon and asks Santa How do I look? Santa: Well at least you tried

Banta: How long did it take your wife to learn to drive? Santa: It will be ten years in Octobe

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Santa: This depends on your husband if he allows me

Pappu: Papa how do they catch lunatics? Santa: With lipstick beautiful dresses and pretty smiles

Santa: If marriages are made in heaven than what is made in Hell? Banta: The days after marriage

Santa: What are the fastest means of communication? Banta: Telephone Television and Tell-a-woman

Santa: A good friend of mine got a life sentence Banta: What was his crime? Santa: He said I do

Gal: I think the poorest people are the haapiest Banta: Then marry me and we ll be the happiest

Santa: What s green and has wheels? Banta: Ummm Don t know Santa: Grass I lied about the wheels

Santa gets a Cheque throws it on the ground Can you Guess why? To see whether it ll BOUNCE or not

Santa: I tried ur number so many times it always said Switched Off Banta: Nooo it s my HELLO TUNE

Santa: Why did the chicken cross the road? Banta: Dunno Santa: It was escaping from Kake Da Dhaba

Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50% Banta: That s great I will take two of them