Banta: In India we have only postmen but no postwomen why? Santa: Because they take 9 months to delive

Santa: Officer Someone stole my car Cop: Did you see who did it? Santa: No but I know the car s numbe

Santa: Why do you close your eyes while playing the piano? Banta: I can t see the agony of the audience

Banta: If a lion attacks your mother-in-law and your wife whom would you save? Santa: The lion of course

Santa: Why do you spend so much money on food? Jeeto: Sorry but you and the kids won t eat anything else

Santa: Heard B is feeling very hot Banta: How come? Santa: Simply because he is not having AC around it

Customer: You told me this car was rust-free Santa: Well we didn t charge you extra for the rust Did we?

Santa: I think Banta will be in hospital for another week Jeeto: Pretty ill? Santa: Oh no - pretty nurse

Banta: Where are you going? Santa: I have to take my paycheck to the bank It s too little to go by itself

Santa: Today is Sunday I wanna enjoy so I bought 3 movie tickets Jeeto: Why 3? Santa: For u n ur parents

Santa and his girlfriend were showering together Girl: Do dirty things to me Santa puts soap in her eyes

Santa: I ve got bad news for you Your wife ran away with your neighbour Banta: Tell me the bad news first

Santa to his son: I think it s right time we should talk about sex Pappu: Sure dad what do u wanna know ?

Banta: Some people can tell time by looking at the sun Santa: But I ve never been able to see the numbers

Interviewer: Why did you change your last job? Santa: Because the company shifted and didn t tell me where