Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office what about u? Banta: Me too after u leave

Jeeto: You didn t have a rag on your back when I married you Santa: Anyway I ve plenty of them now

Pappu: Daddy what s gay? Santa: It means happy Pappu: Are you gay? Santa: No I married your mothe

Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat

Santa: Honey what s the password? Jeeto: Our anniversary date Santa: I know You do this on purpose

Banta: What s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Santa: The taste

Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?A: Because they advertised free delivery

Santa: I wish I had a girlfriend Banta: Why? You have a lovely wife Santa: I really miss cheating

Salesman: Sir this computer will cut your workload by 50% Santa: That s great I ll take two of them

Santa: My wife is a magician Banta: Why? Santa: She made my dinner disappear into a cloud of smoke

Banta: When is the cheapest time to call your friends long distance? Santa: When they re not at home

Salesman: Sir this computer will cut your workload by 50% Santa: That s great I ll take two of them

Q: What do you call a man who can t hear anything? Santa: Anything you want because he can t hear na

Boss: Santa bring two corner tickets for movie for me my GF Santa brought two corner tickets A1 A15

Dr: What is your weight? Banta: With the glasses 75 Kg Dr: And without glasses? Banta: I cannot see