Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office what about u? Banta: Me too after u leave
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office what about u? Banta: Me too after u leave
Jeeto: You didn t have a rag on your back when I married you Santa: Anyway I ve plenty of them now
Pappu: Daddy what s gay? Santa: It means happy Pappu: Are you gay? Santa: No I married your mothe
Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat
Santa: Honey what s the password? Jeeto: Our anniversary date Santa: I know You do this on purpose
Banta: What s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Santa: The taste
Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?A: Because they advertised free delivery
Santa: I wish I had a girlfriend Banta: Why? You have a lovely wife Santa: I really miss cheating
Salesman: Sir this computer will cut your workload by 50% Santa: That s great I ll take two of them
Santa: My wife is a magician Banta: Why? Santa: She made my dinner disappear into a cloud of smoke
Banta: When is the cheapest time to call your friends long distance? Santa: When they re not at home
Salesman: Sir this computer will cut your workload by 50% Santa: That s great I ll take two of them
Q: What do you call a man who can t hear anything? Santa: Anything you want because he can t hear na
Boss: Santa bring two corner tickets for movie for me my GF Santa brought two corner tickets A1 A15
Dr: What is your weight? Banta: With the glasses 75 Kg Dr: And without glasses? Banta: I cannot see