Santa: Could you fix the volume on my car horn? Mechanic: Is it broken? Santa: No but the brakes are

If u call ur mother as MUM what ll u call mother s younger sis elder sis? Santa: Minimum and Maximum

Interviewer: What is skeleton? Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it

Banta: What do you call a man who was born in Ludhiana lived in Delhi and died in Mumbai? Santa: Dead

Banta: Why can t women drive well? Santa: Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them

Santa: I am feeling that I have got bird flu Banta: How do you know? Santa: I feel like flying today

Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised: Free Delivery

Banta to Santa: What s an adult joke? Santa: No idea but it must be the one that s eighteen years old

Santa: I haven t spoken to my wife in 18 months Banta: Why not? Santa: I don t like to interrupt he

Santa I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office what about you? Banta: Me too after you leave

Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised `free delivery`

Santa: What did you do with the money you robbed from the bank? Banta: I deposited it in the same bank

Bank sent an SMS to Santa: Your payments are outstanding Santa humbly replied Thanx for the compliment

Santa: I gonna change all my passwords to Women Banta: But why? Santa: Nobody seems to figure them out

Santa: Why do you close your eyes while playing the piano? Banta: I can t see the agony of the audience