Santa: Could you fix the volume on my car horn? Mechanic: Is it broken? Santa: No but the brakes are
Santa: Could you fix the volume on my car horn? Mechanic: Is it broken? Santa: No but the brakes are
If u call ur mother as MUM what ll u call mother s younger sis elder sis? Santa: Minimum and Maximum
Interviewer: What is skeleton? Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it
Banta: What do you call a man who was born in Ludhiana lived in Delhi and died in Mumbai? Santa: Dead
Banta: Why can t women drive well? Santa: Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them
Santa: I am feeling that I have got bird flu Banta: How do you know? Santa: I feel like flying today
Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised: Free Delivery
Banta to Santa: What s an adult joke? Santa: No idea but it must be the one that s eighteen years old
Santa: I haven t spoken to my wife in 18 months Banta: Why not? Santa: I don t like to interrupt he
Santa I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office what about you? Banta: Me too after you leave
Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised `free delivery`
Santa: What did you do with the money you robbed from the bank? Banta: I deposited it in the same bank
Bank sent an SMS to Santa: Your payments are outstanding Santa humbly replied Thanx for the compliment
Santa: I gonna change all my passwords to Women Banta: But why? Santa: Nobody seems to figure them out
Santa: Why do you close your eyes while playing the piano? Banta: I can t see the agony of the audience