Banta: I was sorry to hear you cremated your mother last week Santa: We had to She was dead

Banta: What is Bhaang (Cannabis) called in English? Santa: Shiva s Regal Har Har Mahadev

Santa to Narendra Modi: Modi Ji ek Sawaal - Kya Shaadi-Shuda Aadmi ke Bhi Achhe Din Aayen Ge?

Santa: When did you start wearing earrings? Banta: Since the day my wife found them in my ca

Santa went to his dentist Doctor I have yellow teeth what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie

Santa joined NASA After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA

Santa: My wife s a magician Banta: Really? Santa: Yep she can turn anything into an argument

Banta: A friend like you is hard to find Santa: I know - there are so many bars I could be in

Banta: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Santa: Because if they all went it would be hell

Santa: My wife missed her train this morning Banta: Why? Santa: I tied her to the wrong track

Banta: My dog chases everyone on a bicycle What shall I do? Santa So simple Take his bike away

Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pappu: Life imprisonment

Meanwhile in Punjab: Doctor: Yeh Goli Tongue ke Niche Rakhna Santa: Kehdi Tang Left ya Right?

Banta: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Santa: Because if they all went it would be hell

Santa: Which search engine is better? Google or Yahoo? Banta: Just wait I ll check it on Google