Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess why? To avoid the side effects
Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess why? To avoid the side effects
Banta: In olden days where did they keep milk so it would not spoil? Santa: In the cow
Slam book filled by Santa Strength: My wife Jeeto Weakness: Banta‘s wife Preeto
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Santa: Yes Doctor: Well now you ve got it again
Banta: What s the way to stop your children being spoiled? Santa: Keep them in a fridge
Santa: Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone Doctor: Are you choking? Santa: No I m serious
Santa: My grandfather s death was ironic Banta: Why? Santa: He died in his living room
Banta: You know this hotel has a complimentary turn down service Santa: So does my wife
Banta: Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away? Santa: If you aim it well enough
Traffic Cop: Didn t you see the speed limit sign? Santa: Yes I did; but I didn t see you
Banta: What s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? Santa: 10 years and 45 lbs
Santa: I was a dude before marrying Banta: And what are you now? Santa: Now I m subdued
Pappu: Dad how does it feel to have an awesome son? Santa: I don t know ask your grandpa
Santa s girlfriend just aborted triplets They were posthumously named Ctrl Alt and Delete
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication Santa: Telephone Television Tell-a-woman