Santa cuts sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess why? To avoid the side effects

Banta: In olden days where did they keep milk so it would not spoil? Santa: In the cow

Slam book filled by Santa Strength: My wife Jeeto Weakness: Banta‘s wife Preeto

Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Santa: Yes Doctor: Well now you ve got it again

Banta: What s the way to stop your children being spoiled? Santa: Keep them in a fridge

Santa: Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone Doctor: Are you choking? Santa: No I m serious

Santa: My grandfather s death was ironic Banta: Why? Santa: He died in his living room

Banta: You know this hotel has a complimentary turn down service Santa: So does my wife

Banta: Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away? Santa: If you aim it well enough

Traffic Cop: Didn t you see the speed limit sign? Santa: Yes I did; but I didn t see you

Banta: What s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? Santa: 10 years and 45 lbs

Santa: I was a dude before marrying Banta: And what are you now? Santa: Now I m subdued

Pappu: Dad how does it feel to have an awesome son? Santa: I don t know ask your grandpa

Santa s girlfriend just aborted triplets They were posthumously named Ctrl Alt and Delete

Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication Santa: Telephone Television Tell-a-woman