Pappu: Dad what s a hermaphrodite? Santa: I don t know son but ask your mother he ll know

Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed The heart of the country ? Santa: It beats beats beats

Santa declares: I ll never marry in my life and I ll give same advice to my children also

Banta: Why did God make alcohol? Santa: So that the Punjabis wouldn t take over the world

Banta: In a party how does every non-veg joke start? Santa: By looking over your shoulde

Santa was writing the passive voice of I made a mistake He wrote: I was made by a mistake

While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole Banta: Are U okay? Santa: Yeah

Santa: I am really feeling stupid today Banta: Why? Santa: I got cornered in a round room

Jeeto: Be careful with that gun You just missed shooting me Santa: Did I? I am very sorry

Santa opened a Photo Copier Shop and put a big cool board Photo Copy Done in all Languages

Santa: My friend lost all his money Banta: Played with stocks? Santa: No Played with girls

Santa: Lips that touch liquor shall never touch mine Jeeto: Your lips? Santa: No my liquo

Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue ? Santa: Very long

Jeeto: Why do you ignore my calls? Santa: I don t ignore your calls I just love my ringtone

Santa: I know a man with a wooden leg named Arvind Banta: What s the name of his other leg?