Santa: My wife converted me to religion Banta: Really? Santa: Yes Until I married her I didn t believe in Hell
Santa: My wife converted me to religion Banta: Really? Santa: Yes Until I married her I didn t believe in Hell
Santa: Last night I was way too drunk to drive home Banta: So what did you do? Santa: I drove to another party
Preeto: Dancing is in my blood Banta: It means your blood circulation is poor it has not reached your feet yet
Banta: Why did you go upstairs when the party is the lawns? Santa: I overheard that the drinks are on the house
Santa: It is very difficult to understand why God creates beautiful women then turns them into neighbours wives
Santa s Complaint: Dear Flipkart I always opt for Cash on Delivery but your delivery boy never gives me the cash
Santa: I m either gonna have to get new pets or new girlfriends Banta: Why? Santa: I m running out of passwords
Santa: Wives are like microwaves Banta: You mean they re hazardous? Santa: Yes they are; and they cook our food
Banta: Suggest some good movie? Santa: Snakes on a plane Banta: What s it about? Santa: Horses horses on a boat
Jeeto: Why have you increased the speed of the car? Santa: Break has failed We should reach home before accident
Banta: My wife doesn t understand me; does yours? Santa: I don t think so I ve never heard her mention your name
Jeeto: U know husband wife aren t allowed to be together in heaven Santa: Yes I do That s why it s called heaven
Banta: Did you know it takes 40 pigs to make 4 000 sausages? Santa: Isn t it amazing what all you can teach them?
Jeeto: U know husband wife aren t allowed to be together in Heaven Santa: Yes I do That s why it s called Heaven
Banta: What do you mean by telling everyone I am deaf and dumb? Santa: That s not true I never said you were deaf