Santa rings the fire brigade He says My house is on fire Officer: How do we get there? Santa: In the big red truck

Jeeto to Santa: Stop looking at girls u r married now Santa: U mean if I am on diet I can t look at the menu also?

Santa: Jeeto told me that she needed some Alone Time Banta: So what did you do? Santa: I made her an ORKUT account

Jeeto: You used to say that I was all the world to you Santa: Yes but I ve learned a lot about geography since then

Banta: Why do women love shoes so much? Santa: Because no matter how much and whatever they eat the shoes always fit

Pappu: Dad how soon will I be old enough to do as I please? Santa: I don t know No body has ever lived that long yet

Banta: Are you going to attend the boss funeral? Santa: Oh No I m working today My motto is business before pleasure

Banta: What s the difference between Chicken Masala and Chicken Tikka Masala? Santa: Simple The latter is vaccinated

Santa: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic? Banta: What s to it? Santa: It has a 12-month long waiting list

Santa and Banta were driving to Disney Land The sign board said Disney Land Left So they turned back home in anguish

Banta to his servant: Go and water the plants Servant: It s already raining Banta: So what take an umbrella and go

Santa to his boss It is said that crime doesn t pay Boss: Quite right Santa: Does that mean that my job is a crime?

Santa: Doctor my wife is running a temperature Doctor: Is she hot? Santa: Well with a little make-up and short shirt

Banta: What is the difference between Liability Asset? Santa: A drunk guy is a Liability and a drunk girl is an Asset

Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet Santa: Why did u come so far Instead U could have posted it