Santa: Sorry I missed your call Banta: It wasn t once I called you thrice Santa: I was too busy dancing to the ringtone

Santa: Exercise must be good Banta: What makes you say so? Santa: My wife s tongue has never been sick a day in her life

An Englishman and Banta inside the toilet Englishman: Good evening how do u do? Banta: Gud evening we open the zip and do

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet Englishman: Good evening how do u do? Santa: Gud evening we open the zip and do

Jeeto: Last night I had a dream that u were sending me jewelry and clothes Santa: Yeah and I saw your dad paying the bill

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet Englishman: Good evening how do u do? Santa: Gud evening we open the zip and do

Jeeto: Why do you wear specs whenever I come come? Santa: The doctor told me to wear them whenever I see signs of headache

Jeeto: If I were to die unexpectedly what would you be left with? Santa: Probably 30-40 years of peaceful and blissful life

Teacher: Pappu describe digestive system of a human being Pappu: Very simple it starts with right hand ends with left hand

Santa: My wife told me that I should learn to embrace my mistakes Banta: So what did you do? Santa: I cried and hugged he

Banta: A truth can walk naked but a lie always needs to be dressed Santa: Now I understood why females keep buying clothes

Jeeto: I had a fine dream last night I dreamt I was touring the world in a fine car Santa: Yes I heard the engine snorting

Fisherman: You ve been watching me for three hours Why don t you try fishing yourself? Santa: No I haven t got the patience

Santa: I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years Banta: Then what happened? Santa: She married the postman

Q: How do you recognize Santa s son Pappu in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board