Santa: I ve just got rid of my flute in part exchange for a new car Banta: I didn t think they accepted things like that for a car Santa: Well this case was an exception The dealer happened to be our next-door neighbou

Santa hurried into a quick-lunch restaurant and said Give me a chicken sandwich Yes sir said the waiter reaching for the sandwich Will you eat it or take it with you? Both was the unexpected but obvious reply from Santa

Banta was recording his infant son s mumbling Santa: Oye What are you doing? Banta: Recording my baby s voice Santa: Why? Banta: When he grows up I would make him hear it and ask as to what actually did he meant by this

Santa was told by his doctor that Maybe one day he would get Parkinson s or Alzheimer s? Pat came the reply I better get Parkinson s because it is better to spill half a peg of Scotch than forget where one kept the bottle

Santa: Dude you were so drunk last night at the party Banta: No I wasn t Santa: O ya you called a taxi to take you home Banta: I didn t want to get a ticket for being drunk and driving Santa: The party was at your house

Santa: I asked my wife to chuck me my deodorant from the other side of the room and she did the most pathetic throw; it didn t even reach me What the hell was that? I asked Sorry but it says underarm only on it she replied

Santa: I am really having a bad day Banta: What happened? Santa: I had a fight with Jeeto I wanted to drown my sorrows so I walked into a bar and asked for a double The bartender brought out a guy who looked exactly like me

Santa walks into a doctor s office He has a cucumber up his nose a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear What s the matter with me? Santa asks the doctor The doctor replies Obviously you re not eating properly

Santa was challaned and he was asked to appear in court Judge: The traffic officer says you got sarcastic with him Santa: But I didn t intend to be He talked to me like my wife does and I forget myself and answered Yes my dea

Santa is taking a woman home after their first date When they get to her door he asks if he can come inside Woman: Absolutely not I never ask a guy to come in on the first date Santa: All right Then how about on the last date?

Santa to Banta: I and my wife are really very compatible Banta: You may call me rude but frankly I don t find any similarity Santa: You see my wife hates the sight of me when I m drunk and I hate the sight of her when I m sobe

Jeeto suggested to his husband We should get a lock on the bathroom door since my mother will be staying with us for a few months So Santa set to work When he d finished Jeeto shouted * % that s really funny I meant on the inside

2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival Santa: What does your wife look like? Banta: She is 5 7 36-24-36 sexy figure fair sweet beautiful green sexy eyes brown hair and yours? Santa: Forget mine let s look for yours

Banta: Why didn t you give the secretary s job to that girl who came for interview? Santa: She seemed to be very stupid girl Banta: How did you infer that she s stupid? Santa: When I asked her to sit she started looking for a chai

Santa: This is just a friendly reminder about drinking and driving this festive season: I went out last night and left my car at the pub and took the bus home I was very proud of myself this morning as I had never driven a bus before