Santa to his pal Banta My wife and I are inseparable Banta: It s really a news to me that you both love each other so much Santa: It s not that Actually it takes a lot of people to separate us when we re fighting

In a bus Santa asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him You have applied a nice perfume Which one is it? I want to give it to my wife Lady: Don t give it to her Some useless men will find an excuse to talk to he

Santa: My grandmother died on her ninety-second birthday Banta: That s a long life But how did she die? Any ailment? Santa: No illness She passed away when we were only halfway through giving her the birthday bumps

Pappu: Dad what is an idiot? Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can t understand him Do you understand me? Pappu: No

Santa was weeping at a grave Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life Banta: For whom are you mourning so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or a Girlfriend ? Santa: No It s my wife s first husband

Santa comes home pretty late at night after a bout of drinking As he falls through the doorway his wife Jeeto snaps at him What s the big idea coming home half drunk? Santa replies I m sorry honey I ran out of money

Santa: I committed a big mistake by marrying my Secretary Banta: Marriage anyone is a big mistake why pin-point just the poor Secretary Santa: No it s not that I thought that she ll still continue to obey my orders

Santa: A month ago I gave my number to this beautiful lady She said that she ll text me when she gets back home Banta: So you got the number? Santa: I haven t received any call from her so far I think she is homeless

What do you do? Santa asked the beautiful girl he was dancing with Girl: I m a nurse I wish I could be ill and let you nurse me Santa whispered in her ear Girl: That would be miraculous I work in the maternity ward

Santa to Banta Whenever I am a few drinks down a part of me says I can t keep drinking like this Banta: What s the big deal So stop dinking Santa: Hold on The other part of me says Don t listen to that guy He s drunk

Santa was surfing on the net He got a message Page 404 not found Santa: There s some virus in my computer Pappu: What happened? Santa: But I wasn t even looking for Page 404 and they keep showing the message about it

Santa took his wounded wife Jeeto to a doctor Doctor: Can you describe as to what really happened? Santa: Well she got shot Doctor: You ll have to be more accurate Santa: I know But I m not very experienced with guns

Santa and Banta met in the street Banta: Where are you coming from? Santa: The cemetery I just buried my mother-in-law Banta: Oh I m sorry But what are those scratches on your face? Santa: She put up a heck of a fight

Santa was confused after his marriage He didn t know how to initiate the conversation on the wedding night After a lot of courage he asks his wife I hope your folks are aware that you re going to stay overnight with me?

Santa: My wife went out for drinks with the girls from her work I am sure there would be a fight between us tonight Banta: But why fight? Santa: Bcoz she simply would get back and tell me EVERYTHING that s wrong with me