Santa: Darling Why do you love a rose that dies in a day but don t love me who dies for you everyday? Jeeto: Haye ve Rabba Haye main marja Kanjra enni angreji?(Oh my God Oh God may take my breath Scoundrel you utter so much English )
Santa was taking unreasonably long time in the bathroom Jeeto shouted Did you find the shampoo? Santa: Yes but I m not sure what to do it s for dry hair and I ve just wet mine So now I am waiting for my hair to dry before I can use it
Banta: I wanted an advice from you Santa: I tell you we take advice from the eldest person in our village You should also do the same Banta: We haven t got one Santa: Strange Banta: Really We did have one but he died three weeks ago
Banta resented the lateral pressure of a fat man on the same seat with him in a local bus Banta muttered They ought to charge by weight in these cars If they did said the fat man you d have to walk They couldn t afford to stop for you
Doctor: I see you re over a month late for your appointment Don t you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention what s your excuse?Santa: I was just following your orders You told me to avoid people who irritate me
Banta: This rooster of ours is a pain in the neck Week days are fine but I hate it when it doesn t let me sleep on weekends Santa: There s a solution for it Banta excitedly: Wow Please share it with me Santa: Cook it on Friday evening
Santa: I ve just moved into my new flat and directly below me is a police station Banta: So how do you handle coming home late at night after drinking so much? Santa: You don t understand The police station being below I m above the law
Santa: I nearly got hit by a woman driving a car this morning Banta: You seem to have had a narrow escape Santa: Yeah I luckily I jumped out of the way just in time Banta: Which road was it? Santa: Phew Road? I was jogging in the park
A worried Santa to the local police I ve been getting threatening letters in the mail That s against the law isn t it? It certainly is the Inspector replied Do you know who s been writing them? Yeah replied Santa My girlfriend s husband
Santa: I believe trust is the very key in a relationship Banta: I have to really agree with you on it But what s your experience on it? Santa: You see if you don t trust your girlfriend how could you be sure that she won t tell your wife?
Banta: Why do these newly wed guys in India call their wives Honey these days? Santa: Actually they are sugar-coating the word Banta: How? Santa: Wife is Bee-Bee in Hindi So Indian wives are 2 Bees they sting twice as hard as one Honey Bee
Santa: Once when I was playing on a road a speeding bike hit me and I fell down on the earth unconsciously Banta: Oh my God Did you survive that accident or you died? Santa: I don’t remember exactly I was only 3 years old at that time
In Santa s office there was a very nasty smell on a very hot day One of Santa s co-worker couldn t take and remarked Obviously someone s deodorant isn t working Santa in the corner shouted back Well it can t be me because I m not wearing any
Santa went into a bar and called for a glass of whisky and water Having tasted it he exclaimed Which did you put in first the whisky or the water? The whisky of course the waiter replied Ah well said Santa Perhaps I ll come to it by and by
Buddy what s a Breathalyzer ? asked drunk Banta to Santa Well I d have to say that it s a bag that tells you when you ve drunk way too much answered the equally wasted Santa Ah hell what do they know? I ve been married to one of those for years
