Sardarni (Sharmatey Huey) : Sardar G Saade Kaar EkNanha Mehmaan Aan Wala Aey .. !Sardar : Le Feer Main Zarra Nass KBotlaan Le Awaan ....

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days.Guess why?Because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.

saRdar jee: Dodh wale se 2 Litter Bhains ka dodh dedo..Dodh wala: yeh bartan chota hai..SaRdar jee: tu phir aisa karo bakri ka dodh dedo

A sardar on cycle accidentally hits a lady; Lady: Break nahi maar saktay thay!!!?. Sardar: Break ka kya hai poori cycle jo Mardi hai!!!!

sArdAr 1: oye ye docTor loG oPerATion k Time Pe PATienT ko behosh kyu kArTe hAi.?sArdAr 2: is liye k PATienT surGery nA seekh ley... ;-

sArdAr 1: oye ye docTor loG oPerATion k Time Pe PATienT ko behosh kyu kArTe hAi.?sArdAr 2: is liye k PATienT surGery nA seekh ley... ;-

Sardar&his wife buyCoffee in a shop,Sardar says,Drink quiclyWife asks why,Sardar says Hot CoffeeRs5 and Cold CoffeeRs10..............;-

Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao.Sardar:Q, tM koN hO ?Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.Sardar bola:Main CPU hoon... =P ;-

Sardar pUttinG dOgS tAil in 2 PipE.2nd sArdAr:Abe kutte ki DUM kAbhi sidhi nAhi hOti.1st sArdAr:Abe jAntA hu,mUjhE tO Pipe bAnd kArnA hAi

Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyondekhta rehta.?"....Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharch hone do."....

Santa : Yaar Achha HuaMe India Me Paida HuaAmerica Me NahiBanta : Q America MeHota To Kya Hota ?Santa : Tu B NaMuje English Kaha Aati Hai

Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?Banta: All False.Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination

Sardar g Falls Inside A Pit ... !!!A Friend Asks : Kuch Toota Tou Nahi ...Sardar g Replies : Oye Khotiya , Neeche Kuch Hy Hi Nahi ... ;-

Sardar Went 2Temple,Seein D People Puttin Coins In2d BoxSardar Said,"Wah!!Its Amazin..People Talkin 2GOD ThroCoin Phone Without Reciever!

Waiter gives bill to Sardar.Sardar:Take this card.Waiter:Bu t sir,this is Ration card.Sardar:So wht?U hv written there-ALL CARDS ACCEPTED