A news reporter gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.reporter: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode.Sardar: oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ki iye patri par hi leta tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya

A news reporter gets news taht 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?Sardar: oh ji pucho mat...sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform per khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Acchanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM par aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri per kood gaya. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.reporter: Thank god... Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par koode.Sardar: oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ki liye patri per hi leta tah. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya..

A Sardar went to Kashmir officially and called to his house over phone.A servant (also a sardar) had taken the receiver. Sardarji, Who is speaking?Servant, its me Servant Sir.Sardarji, Where is the Madam?Servant, She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.Sardarji, What? I am her husband came to kashmir today.Servant, What can I do now sir?Sardarji, Open the cub board, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, Till then I am waiting in the line. After some time ... there comes 2 shooting sounds ... after that ...Servant, Yes, I did Sir. But what can i do next Sir?Sardarji, open the back door, throw both of them into the wellServant, I can open the back door, but how can i throw both of them from this third floor into the well in the ground floor Sir?Sardarji, What...? Are you in the third floor?Servant, Yes SirSardarji, sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!

"BBC" gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one Sardar left alive. The correspondent goes to theSardarji and the conversation between them goes as follows:Correspondent: How did this happen?Sardarji: Well, all the 200 people were waiting for the train. They were standing on the platform. Then there was this announcement that the train is arriving on platform number 2. They got scared to know that the train is arriving on the platform and hence they jumped onto the tracks to save themselves. The announcement was misleading. The train arrived on the track and you can see the result.Correspondent: Well, I guess, you must be the intelligent Sardarji. Why did you not jump onto the tracks?Sardarji: I was actually trying to commit suicide. I was waiting for the train on the tracks. When I heard that the train is arriving on the platform, I climbed up...

once a pakistani going on highway in FIAT car with 40 speed, suddenly a SARDAR GEE comes on HONDA 125, as he reached near the pakistani he shouted... OYE TUSSI KABHI HONDA CHALAYA KYA...... and go away with high speed.. pakistani surprised but not bothered...after a while the SARDAAR G again come from front and shouted .. .OYE TUSSI KABHI HONDA CHALAYA KA... and go away with high speed ... pakistani again surprised and he makes his speed 50.. SARDAR G did that 4 to 5 times,..after half hour when SARDAR G disappeared,, pakistani says thanx GOD.... but after some way he found that the SARDAR G lying on the road his honda was placed very far to him .. he saw that SARDAR G bleeding...pakistani comes from his car and asked to SARDAR G .. KYU SARDAAR G KABHI HONDA CHALAYA KYAA....... SARDAAR G REPLIED..... OYE OH HI TU POOOCH RYA SEEE.... TUSSI KABHI HONDA CHALAYA KYA ... IS KAY BREAK KIDHAR HOTAY HAI OYE... WOH HI TU DHOOOND RAHA THAAA