Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.You cant eat your own sandwiches in here, complained the pub-owner.So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches.............;-
Once a Sardarji was going to his office.On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed a banana peeland Later after two days, he noticed two banana peels andexclaimed" ari sala, aaj to choice hai"!!!!!!
Ek Handsom Waiter Ne Sardar Se Hotel Mein Khane Ka Bill Manga...Sardar-O Ji Ham Ne To Kuch Khaya Hi Nhi,Waiter- But Sir Khana To Ready ThaSardar- Acha Tu Meri Biwi Ko Line Maarne Ka Bill DeWaiter-Main Ne To Line Nhi MaariSardar- To Kya Hua! Meri Biwi To Ready Thi
Manmohan Singh to Bush - We are sending Indians to the moon next year. Bush - Wow! How Many? Manmohan Singh - 100 25 - OBC 25 - SC 20 - ST 5 - Handicapped 5 - Sports Persons 5 - Terrorist Affected 5 - Kashmiri Migrants 9 - Politicians and if possible 1 - Astronaut
Ek larki park mein Idher Odher ghom rahi thiik Sardar ny pocha aap kya talash ker rahi hein..?Lerki:shermaty hoye, Me apni zindgi k ley hum-safer talash ker rahi hun.Sardar:nahi mila?Lerki:NahiSardar:Baji raja bazar sy pata kerein wahan sy her cheez mill jati hy..
Santa ke ghar pe ladki ne janam liya...Banta : yaar, jab teri ladki badi hogi to sab ladke uske peeche ghoomenge,,, use chedenge.....Santa: oye tu chinta mat kar , mene iska solution dhoond liya hai....Banta: Kya..?Santa : mene apni ladki ka naam rakha hai.. DIDI... ;-
Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering twodrinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets andstarted to eat them.�You can�t eat your own sandwiches in here,�complained the pub-owner.So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches
The New Glossary OfMedical Term By ASardar ...Anti body- Agnst evry1Cardialogy- Advancestudy of poker playingComa- A punctuationmarkEnema- Not a frnd ormale of enemyFlu- Going byaeroplaneGenes- Blue denimLabor pain- Getting hurt@ workMorbid- Higher bidUrine- Opposite to u rout ...
Sardar Wrote BILL GATESAbt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz1- My Child LearndMS WORD Nw He WantsMS SENTENCE2 - Find Only RE-CYCLEBut No RE-SCOOTERI Need It, As I Owe AVespa Scooter3 - I See MS OFFICE But INeed MS HOME, As I UsePC At Home4 - Finaly, Howz DatUr Name Is GATES ButU r Selling WINDOWS ... ;-
Santa and Banta were always boasting of their parents� achievements to each other.Santa: Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?Banta: Yes, I haveSanta: Well, my father dug it.Banta: That is nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?Santa: Yes, I have.Banta: Well, my father killed it.
Aik sardar Europe gia wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di..Sardar ko english nai ati thi..Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di.Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..Wife:wah sardar jee tusi te great oSardar: O a te kuch vi nai hale te may Thirsty Crow nai sunai.. =P ;-
Sardar Found A Monkey And Took It To Police Station.Inspector: Isay Zoo Le JaoNext Day He Sees The Sardar With The Monkey At A Bus StopInspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum Isay Sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho??Sardar: Kal May Isay Le K Zoo Gya ThaBara Maza AyaAj Film Dikhany Leja Rha Hon...
Ek baAr Air indiA kA Aeroplane,haAwe mAin khArAb ho gAyA( which happens always) n pilOt ne AnnOunce kiyA " yAtri Apna ApnA luggaAge girA dein kyunki weigHt jAydA hO gAyA hAi fligHt kA...tO batao sArdAr ji nE kyA kiyA????????Ofcourse yaAr luggAge girA diyA..!jAn|X hAr sArdAr pAgAl thOdi nA hOtA hAi
A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to washhis hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes runningand asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies,"Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".0300 2711 588 / 0333 9968 674
Sardar proposing a Girl,terey baghair mein kissey din wee nayeen sutta, har raat khana nayee khada, tey hor iss toon wad kee dassan k ratee sutyan mein eena dinna wich kissey hor da naa wee nayee leya, bas tasveeran vekhda saan hun tey man ja k mein bas tera waan,(toon man ja baqi tey maniyan ee nein)
