Santa Meets His Friend Banta After A Long TymSanta: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & BBanta: Oye Is Ka Matlab ... ???Santa : Kuch Nahi Yaar ,I Meant Long Tym No C ... ;-

A Sardar found hs wife having affair.Sardr decided 2 kill her & himself.Sardar ne apne kaan pe Gun lagayi or wife ko bola-"Khush mat ho.Agla numbr tera hai�!!

5 Hi-tech sardar inventions1.Waterproof towel!2.Solar powered torch!3.Book on how to read!4.Pedal powered wheel chair!5.Umbrella wid holes to see wether its raining or not!

1st Sardar to other,Yaar tum yein har waqt cheenee(sugar) hee kyun khatey rehtey ho?2nd Sardar,"Meri teacher nein kaha tha k beta tumhari zuban meethi honi chahiye" Samjhey!

Sardar:"kal mere pita jikuve me gir gaye aurjor jor se chilanaJor se Chilanarehethe,2nd srd:"Ab kaise hai?"1sT srd:"ab kuve se koiawaz nahi ati hai,THIK HI HONGE.........;-

Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no moreSanta: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more

1 Sarrdar Motorway Pe Ciggereate Pita Hua Bhaag Raha Tha Us Se Kisi Ne Poocha Kia Ker Rahe Ho ?Sardar Ne Kaha : Main Dekh Raha Hooon1 Cigerrete Kitne Kilometer Chalti Hai ;-

Shaadi mein Khana Khula:Sardar Ko Plate Nahi Mili.Sardar Apni Jholi Main Khana Daalne Laga.Logon ne Poocha Ye Kya?Sardar: Daagh To Chala Jaye Ga.Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aaye Ga. :-)

Girl 2 Sardar: Will u marry me?Sardar: Nahi, humare han shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai......... Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se Ki Hai. ;-

Sardar bus me charha aur poocha karachi ka kitna kiraya hoga?Driver ne kaha: ful pent ful kirayaHalf pent half kirayaSardar ne apni pent utariOr kaha: no pent no kiraya... ;-

Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, CoffeeAtte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu?Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00

a frog to Sardar!Sardar ka dimakh nai hota,sardar replied "hota hai!frog: nai hota, nai hota nai hota nd jump in water.sardar said " ley duss inwich khudashi karne di kal si:))

SaNtA : MaI YaQeN Se ToU NaHe KeHSaKtA K Umair Ki UmAr KiTnI HaILeKn Wo JaWaN Ho GaYa HaIBaNtA : WoH KaIsESaNtA : TuM Ne DeKhA NaHe Wo ApNi NaAk KuD SaAf KaR RaHaThA . . . . ;-

At The College Sardar Watchd d Notice Board. . .It reads:"Invites Suggestions 4 D Modification Of Ladies Bath Room. . .!! "Sardar Wrote Under :"Let D Men Permit 2 Enter. . " ;-

Once a Santa joins a car driving school..Banta: abe tera driving skool kaise chal raha hai? kuch aata hai kya tujhe?Santa: haan yaar.. ab horn badi acchi tarah se baja leta hoon