How Sardar professors speak english,1. Don?t dare talk in front of my back!2.Both of u three get out of the class!3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.6.All of u stand in a straight circle.7.Quiet! The principal just passed away?8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I?m here?10.Ur talking bad habbit.

Sardar Jii ailed In Mediacal Entrance ExamAs He Gave The Following Answers:* Antibody : Against Everyone* Artery : Study Of Paintings* Genes : Blue Denim* Hymen : Greetig Ti Several Man* Labour Pain : Hurt At Work* Lirosuction : French Kiss* Microbs : Small Dressing Gowns* Cardialogy : Advance Study Of Playing Cards* Cat Scan : Searchin For Lost Kitty* Coma: Punctuation Mark* Bacteria : Back Door To A Cafe . . . ;-

1 sardar k ghar me billi rhti thi sardar billi se tangakr usy kahi chor aya.gar aya to bili ussy pehly ponch chuki thi.sardar bili ko dobara kahen dor chor kaya bili pher us sy phly gar ponch gai.sardar ko boht gussa aya ab wobili ko boht hi zyada door chorny gya.wahn sy usny wife ko phon kya.sardar:bili gar pnch gai ya nhi?wife:han pnch gai hysardar:Us kamini se bol k mujy aker ly jaye mein rasta bhol gya hon... ;-

There was once a sardar je who went to the hospital ...the doctor sees that both of his ears are flaming read and asks he sardar je what had happened. The sardar je tells him that he was ironing his clothes when his phone rang and by mistake he took the hot iron and put it on his ear. the doctor looks at him in disbelief and asks him what had happened to the other ear. Then the sardar je says, the scoundrel called bak!

There was a Sardaji who was having a party at the terrace of his building.While looking down frm the building his watch slipped n started falling down.He started running down the staircase.On the way he saw sum guests coming up. They asked him, "Why r u running so fast?"Sardarji says, "My watch fell from the terrace..!"Guest says "So why are you running? It must have broken by now!"Sardarji replies "No, T is 2 Minutes Late." ;-

Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.�What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?� asked the another man.Santa replied, �Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.� ;-

Jasmeet Kaur Watched Her Husband Santa Singh Searching High & Low,All Over The Living Room.She Asked Him : � What Are You So Frantically Searching? �Santa Singh : Hidden Cameras.Jasmeet : And What Makes You Think There Are Hidden Camera Here?Santa : Or Else, Every Few Minutes, How Is That Guy On Television SayingYou Are Watching The Star World Chennel� ? � How Can He Know WhatI Am Watching... ;-

Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like anything. So the other asked,"Why are you crying?" The first one replied, "I came here for blood test" Second one asked," So? Are you afraid?"First one replied,"No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger" Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?" The other replied, "I have come for my urine test."

ek bar santa singh pagal ho jata hai, wo bar-2 kehta rehta hai ke gulel banunga chidi marunga.kuch saal pagal khane rehne ke baad woh theek ho jata hai. doctor uss se poochta hai ke ab kya karoge ?santa: pehle main paise ikathe karke shaadi karunga, phir mere ladka hoga, ek saal baad main uska janamdin manaunga, janamdin par ussey bahut sare gift milenge. gift mein ek nikker bhi hogi, main uss nikker se elastic nikalunga,gulel banaunga aur chidi marunga.

Sardar jee went to the store,he saw a shiny stuff,he asked what is that shiny stuffstore clerk said it is Thermossardar:thermos kiya ho ta haiclerk:it keep hot stuff hot and cold stuff coldsardar jee buys one thermos..next day sardar jee went to work with his new thermoshis boss asked him what is that shiny stuffsardar jee... it is thermos,it help to keep cold stuff cold and hot stuff hotboss..what do you have in itsardar..2cup of coffee,and a glass of cold lassi

Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of ! them was crying likeanything. So the other asked,"Why are you crying?" The first one replied,"I came here for blood test" Second one asked," So? Are you afraid?"First one replied,"No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger"Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was astonishedandasked other, "Why are you crying?" The other replied, "I have come for myurine test."0300 2711 588 / 0333 9968 674

A sardar wanted to sell his old battered Maruti car which had done morethan100,000 kms. Since no body was inclined to buy it, he approached hisfriend tohelp him dispose it off. The friend advised him to have the mileagemeterreading reduced to around 30,000 kms so that he could tell theprospectivecustomer that it has been used sparingly. The sardar liked the idea. Afewweeks later the same friend met him and enquired whether he was able todispose off his car. The sardar replied, "Are you mad? Who sells a carwhichhas done only 30000 kms!

Help.... !!The Titanic is going to sink....Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God...Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.Italian : How far is land, from here ?Sardarji : Two miles .Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more.The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the surface to ask the Sardar something again.Italian : Just tell me which direction is land two miles from here ?Sardarji : Downwards......

Sardar ji joined "SUICIDE ATTACKERS SQUAD"after 3 months training, he was sent to a mission with bombs,bullets, guns, knife and mobile phone. After reaching at enemy base, he called his boss on phone,"boss 2 soldiers hein base mein. SUICIDE attack kar dun?"Boss: "nahin.. wait for more to come"Sardarji after 2 hrs: "Boss ab 50 soldiers hein, attack kar dun"Boss: "haan ab attack kar do. n dont worry abt ur family. we will take care of them. befikar ho kar SUICIDE attack kar do"Sardar ji bhaag ke dushmano ke beech gaye, "SAT SIRI AKAAL" ka naara lagayaand knife apney pait mein maar kar suicide kar di...

Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. Sardarji was also experiencing the same every time. he tries to sleep,one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn." He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge. Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says "so ja machchar, bete so ja". After some time he finds the mosquito falling into deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says"Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn."