1st sardar : I was born on Thursday...2nd sardar : I was born on Monday...3rd sardar : I was born on Sunday...1st & 2nd : Jhooth bolta hain saaley!!!3rd : Why???1st & 2nd : Sunday ko to chhutti hoti hain... ;-

Sardar gee buliding se giray or behosh ho gaye.Doctor says: HE IS DEAD!!!!Every one was crying ,Suddenly he wake up ans SAYS:"O ma Zinda wa"SARDARNI SAYS:"CHUP KER KAY PEYA RE, TENU DOCTOR NALU BOTA PTA WA????"

A Sardar & Doctor Were In Luv Wid Same Girl. . .Once Sardar Has To Go For Sum Work In Other City For 7 DaysHe Gave 7 Apples To Girl For 7 Days.Why. . . ???CoZ SaRdAr KnOwAN APPLE A DAY, KEEPS DOCTOR AWAY. . . ;-

Sardar Ki MaaPuttar Tujhay Yahan SeJalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din LagaAurWapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car SeSardaar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale BhiPagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 GearOr Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.

Santa bar-tender sejaldi ek peg do ladai hone waali haijaldi ek aur peg do ladai hone wali haijaldi ek aur peg do ladai hone waali haibar-tender (pareshaan hokar) par ladai hogi kabsanta : jab tu paise maangega ta

Santa n His Son were in Conversation on the Beach :Son: Praaji , Ise "Beach" kyo kehte hai ?Santa: Tumhe nahi pata ?Son: Nahe pata!Santa: Yeh Aasmaan aur Zameen k beech mei hai esliye ise "Beach" kehte hai . . . ;-

EK SARDAR SHER..........................Toh arz kiya hai.............Khuda ki rahmat se kuch gadhe farar huye....Khuda ki rahmat se kuch gadhe farar huye......Kuch tere jaise yaar huye....Baki sab SARDAR huye......;-

Santa asks Banta: Tujhe larki phasani aati hai?Banta: Nahi..!Santa: Nahi aati tu seekh le..Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..Phir usse class mein ura..Mam k puchne par.. larki ka naam lagade..BAS PHAS GAI LARKI . . . ;-

A man jumped intosea and never cameout, 2nd man jumpedinto sea the day after& he also never comeout.Sardar was watchingdiz whole scene frm adistance.He concluded a resultfrm hi observation"Human Being IsSoluble In Water" ;-

Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it.Wife observes the whole episodeAgain he comes and does the same stuff.Wife asks : Why are you doing this?Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly

Banta singh was in court charged with parking his carin a restricted area.The judge asked him if he hadanything to say in his defence. -They should not putup such misleading notices, - said Banta singh. -Itsaid,FINE FOR PARKING HERE.-

Santa: B0llywo0d Meray Peechay Hai,Modeling Ki Offerz Ho Rahi Hain.Magr Mera K0i Mood Nahi,Or To Or LocalT.V Walay To Abhi Tak Meray Peechay Paray Huay Hain.Mintain Kr Rahay Hain.Banta: Acha Wo Kesay?Santa: Instalments Per Lia Tha Na. . .!

On Airport 3 people were waiting one was hindu other was muslim and 3rd one was sardar...!hindu says to other two:-mere sahabzaade ko aana hai...muslim says:- mere nawabzaade ko aana hai...sardar says:- aur mere haramzaade ko aana hai......

Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary Expected : He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote : Yes

1 Sardar ki shadi pe sb Sardar he aaye howay thay.Khana start hua to 1 Sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh kr socha shayd ye b khany wali cheez hai.Jesay he wo khanay laga, us k dost oonchi oonchi bolnay lag gaye.Oye na khaween......Phikka ee... ;-