Sardar Jii Tuwanu Kadi Kissi Naal Pyar Nai Hoya . . .? ? ?Sardar Jii: Yaar Hoya Te HaiLekin O Mandi Hii NahiBus Ena Kendi Ae "I Love U"Pata Nai Ullu Da Patha "U" Kon Hai . . . ;-

1 banda bhahta howa aata hayaur Santa se kehta haibhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar maintalaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay,ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D

Sardar in Fire Brigade:Lady called: Mere Ghar Mai Aag Lag Gai Hai.Sardar: Paani Dalo.Lady: Dala, Aag Nahi Bujhi.Sardar: Phir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge,Hum Bhi To Pani He Dalengey. :-)

Santa was driving car zigzag and rashley..Traffic cop caught him.Santa- sir i am learning how to drive..cop said- without instructor?Santa said- yeh correspondence course hai... ;-

Teacher to sardar:Story sunao,Sardar:aik din hm un kghar gaye to wo ghar penhi thay aik din wohamary ghar aye to humghar pe nhi thay,Moral:jesa karo ge,Wesa bharo ge.............;-

Doctor: Jab Aap ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Aap k Kaan Main Ghus Rahi Hai TouAap Chup Kyun Thay. . .?Sardar: Pehle Cockroach Gaya Tha Tou Mujhe Laga k Chipkali Ussey Pakar Legi. . . . ;-

Santa: Do u know how to swim ?Banta: NoSanta: Tum say achay to kuttey hain, jo tair letey hainBanta: Tumein tairna aata hai?Santa: YesBanta: Phir Tumhare aur kutte mein farak kia hai ?

Professor : Chemical Symbol Of Barium ?SArdar g : BaProfessor : & SodiumSardar g : NaProfessor : What Will We Get If 1 Atom Of Ba & 2 Atoms Of Na Combine ???Sardar g : BaNaNa . . . ;-

Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.guess karo kyun le kar gaya?aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Sardar Went To Cinema Wid His Dogs 2 watch The Movie "SHOLAY"When VEERU Says: Basanti In Kutto K Saamne Mat NaachnaSardar Says: Q Nhi Naachna Mene In Kutto Ki Ticket Bhi Li Hy . . . ;-

Sardar G, zebra crossing ke black & white patti par bar baridhar-udhar chalta tha, woh kya soch raha hoga...........?????????????think............. ??"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KiYON NAHI" ;-

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it...Why???????????...because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."

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Santa and Banta in a football stadium..Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?Banta : goal kar rahe hain!!!Santa :"lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni golKarenge?"

Beta : Papa Madam Ne Aaj Ek Sawal Poocha JisKa Jawab Sirf Mere Pass Tha ... !Sardar : Mera Shona Puttar , Bta Ki Sawal Tha ???Beta: Madam Ne Poocha Black Board K Pass Potty Kis Ne Ki Hy ...