Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable.Worst affected was Delhi Metro station wherefamilies of Santa & Banta were struck for 48hrs on escalators

Santa & Banta were looking at Egyptian mummy.Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case. Banta: Aaho, lorry number is also written... BC 1760 !!!.

Santa Was Recruiting Lawyers For A Firm.He Was Taking InterviewsSanta: Do U Know All d Laws ?Lawyer: Yeah !Santa : Tell Me The3rd Law Of Thermodynamics ... ;-

Sardar: For the past 1 week a girl is disturbing Me.I dont know how she got my no. she interrupts whenever I call sum1 she says "please recharge your card" ;-

Maths teacher 2 Santa, if u had 1000Rs in one pocket and 1000 Rs in other pocket, wat would u think..?Santa : yar mai kithay abbay di pant tay nai paa litti..??

Santa Banta ko 3 live bomb mile.Santa: Chal police ko de kar aate hain.Banta: Agar koi bum raste main hi phat gaya to?Santa: Jhoot bhol denge, ki 2 hi mile the.

2 Sardars Were Fixing A Bomb In A Car. . .Sardar 1 : What Would You Do If The Bomb Explodes While Fixing. . . ???Sardar 2 : Dont Worry, I Have One More. . . ;-

A sardar married to a short girl.people asked to sardar why u married such a short girl. He replied our guru g says masebat jitni choti ho utna he acha hota hai

Sardar G goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?Shopkeeper: Rs 500Sardar G: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.

Ek Sardar Bus Tey Betha Tey Bus FullConductor: Sardar G, Tusi Chatt Tey Bai Jao ...Sardar: Bohat Achey, Main Chatt Tey Bai Jawan, Tusi Thalo Gadi Le Jao ... ;-

Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?Sardar: Auntie, it is H to O (h2o)! .... ;-

Man 2 SarDar: yaar kal main tenu kini waar phone kita par tu nahi chukiya..Sardar: kyon chukan, jerha mey 30 Rupaiye de k gaana luwaya ai,ohnu tera peo sunega :p

Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udharchalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge.... think............."SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI HAI"

Sardar ko Mayyat Wale Ghar se mar par Gai.Wajah?Log Mayyat k Ird Gird Baraf Rakh kRo Rhey Thy.Woh mayat ko Hila k BolaO Mama Uth! Baraf deWekh Kine Gahak Aaye Ne.

Sardar api biwi ka ! antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhiSardar bola: Lagta hai pohanch gayee