Sardar told his son:"o tu ghabra mat,tu to sher da puttarhai."Beta:"papaji, Class teacherbhi yehi bolti hai k tu kisi jaanwar kihi aulad hai"............;-

1st Sardar to 2nd Sardar mei bachpan may bohat taqat war tha..2nd. wo k se?1st. meri Maa kehti hy k jab mei rota tha to sara ghar sar py utha leta tha.. ;-

Jageer Daar 1 Sardar Se: Agr Main SubahApni Car Me Niklun To ShaamTak Main Apni Aadhi ZameenB Nahi Dekh Sakta.Sardar: Hamare Pas B Pehle Aisi Hi Car Thi ;-

Sardar: mai tere 64 de 64 dand tor deya gaya .pas khara ek admi bola sardar ji dant tu 32 hote hainsardar:menu pta si tu vich bole ga tere wi mila k dase ne

After unsuccessful attempts to land the plane airhostess was repeatedly saying.."we r on outskirts."Santa shouted "when will we enter the skirts?" . . . ;-

Santa shouting 2 his girl friend" u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office...." . . . ;-

Sardar on phone:Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.Doctor: Is this her first child?Sardar: No this is her husband speaking�

Ek Sardaar Pilot Se Head Phone Cheehn Raha Hota Hai..Pilot : Yeh Kia karahay Ho ?Sardar :Ticket Hum Dein Aur Gane ( Songs ) Tu Akelay Sun Raha hai . . . ;-

Sardar Jii Ki Behen Ko Daaku Utha Ker Le GayaSb Ne Sardar Se KahaDaaku Bara Khtarnaak Hy, Khaali Haath Mat JanaSardar Jii Jate Huey 2Kg Aam Le Gaye . . . :p

Sardar 2 his son:Beta tu shair da putar ha aur woh shair mai hon.Son: Papa teacher bi mujhe ye kehti ha k tum kisi insan k nhi zaror kisi janwar k bache ho.

Sardar Road se jati howi Larki ko ghor se dekh raha tha Larki ne usy Lanat diSardar Apne Dost Se bola:.Poch rahi hai k kis ne kaha tha pepsi pe 5rs km krdo?

Sardar traveling in PIA..Air hostes comes to him & said: Aap ko PIA ka mahol kesa laga.?Sardar:Bilkul ghar jaisa. Ghar mai bhi mujhay koi monh nahin lagata..

Next 20-20 KA CAPTAIN kaun?GUJ : PATHANMARATI :SACHINSardar -SANIYA MIRZA.SANIYA Q..?SRDR : Jeet k baad DHONI KI TARAH T-SHIRT NIKALEGI TO BALLE BALLE... ;-

Girl Frnd: Mein Tumhare Bache Ki Maa Banne Wali Hoon . . . !Tou Santa Bara Hairan Pareshan Ho Kar Bolta Hai.." Lekin Mera Tou Koi Bacha He Nahi Hai " . . ;-

Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi nechaku dikhakar loot liya.Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi,warna wo bhi chori ho jati.