1 SardarPolice Station K Bahar SeGuzra Aur Poster Pe Parha" Wanted ForRAPE & MURDER .."Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:" I Want To Apply ForThis Job ..." ;-

Sardar to his frend:yarmeri BV pani se bohatdarti haiFriend"acha wo kese,sardar kl main ghargaya to wo bathtubemain b securityguard ksath bethi hui thi.

Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar,"Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo.Hoshyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo"Sardar Sent Rs600 N Wrote,"O-A Main Sabka Baap Hon:->"

A Sardar always studies in front of a mirror bcoz of 3 reasons1.It helps saving revision time2.He can keep a watch on himself3.He likes combined studies.

Shayari by Sardar:Khidki se dekha to raaste pe koi nahi tha,Khidki se dekha to raaste pe koi nahi tha,Raaste pe jaa ke dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha ;-

Sardar :College Ki Ladki se BolaI love U!Ab Tum Mujhe BoloGirl:Mai Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti HunSardar : pagal ki buchi sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai hai.:

Santa To Banta: Oye, Tuu Har Sms Mujhe 2 Baar Kion Bhejta Hai.....???Banta: Wo Is Liye K Agar Tujhe Ek Forward Kerna ho Tou Dossra Tere Paas Rahe..... ;-

Sardar Bache Ke Report Lene Hospital GyaReport Bohat Kharab Thi..Sardar Bache Se Bola"Oy School Te School...Tenu Ethey V Meri Izat Da Koi Kheyal Nai." ;-

3 Sardarz were going on a motor cycle. A Policeman gives hand to stop. 1 Sardar shouted, "Oye khotay da putraa, pehle hi 3 bethe nain, tu kithay bethe ga"

Sardar looked himself in miror & said"isko kahin dekha hai"then he said "yad aya" ye to wohe kamina hai jo meri shadi ki album me meri bewi k sath hai....

Sardar Became The Driver Of Train,The Very 1st Train Driven By Him Was 8 Hours Late Bcoz?He Stopped At Every Phatak N Askd"Jalandher Nu Ehi Line Jandi A?"

A SARDAR WAS SINGING A PATRIOTIC SONG""AEY MERE WATAN KE LOGONZARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKI,TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "ZANANI" ..... ;-

1 Sardar ne makhi kdono par kat deye,orkaha,"Urr ja"Wo nhn uraetp,sardar:tjarbe sesabit howa agr makhi kdono par kat deye jaynto wo sun nhn skti.......-;

Sardar wins 20 cars from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.Dealer gave 11 crore after deducting tax.Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 crore or else return my 20 Rupees back.!

Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".After much thought he wrote : Yes!