A Sardar Opened sugarbox & saw in the box.He repeat this process three times in a day.When his wife asked,He said:Dr said 2 me 2 check sugar level regularly.

Sardar 2 doctor: dr saab,mein chashma lga k parh to sakun ga na.?Dr: haan,bilkul..Sardar g: phir theek hai..warna unparh admi ki zindgi b koi zindgi hai! ;-

Hotel mein khana khake Sardar hath ke badle basin dhone laga...Waiter ne pucha, "Kya kar rahe ho?"Sardar bola, "Diktha nahi kya, likha hai Wash Basin"... ;-

Ek sradar sochta raha...sochta raha...sochta raha...saari zindagi sochta raha aur sochtay sochtay hi mar gaya k meri behan k 3 bhai hain tau mere 2 kyoun????

Air hostess: Sir kya loge?Sardar: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan.Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!

3 Boys Proposing 3 Girls1st Boy : Tuu Meri Laila Me Tera Majnu2nd Boy: Main Tera Ranjha Tu Meri Heer3rd Was SrdarSardar: Tu Meri Zara Main Tera Veer . . . ;-

1 sardar begum ke liye chappal lenay gaya, dukandar:Sardar G size tou batao?Sardar: yar wo tou mein bhool gaya hoon!aisa kero meri KAMAR pe nishan dekh lo ;-

Sardar jii: Mujey apni betey ke liye kuch vitamins cahiye they?Clerk: Sir kaun sey doon...A,B,C.....?Sardar jii; Koi bhe de doo..Uss ABCD.. Nahin atee hai....

Sardar found his wife having affair with a guy.He decided 2 kill himself & his wife.Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola:Tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai..!

Sardarji dukhi the, kisi ne pucha,"kyu tension me ho?"Sardarji:"yaar,ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh diye the,ab saale ko pehchaan nahi pa raha hu!!

Dr. k Bandh Clinic k age lambi line thi.1 sardar bar-bar line me ghusta,log usko pakad k pichhe phenk datainsardar-Lage raho salo,me b clinic nahi kholunga:-)

Son to Sardar Ji: Papa i saved 5 rupees by not going by bus but running behind it!! Sardar: O Stupid You should have saved 50 rupees by running behind a Taxi.

Sardar: Yar kal main bathrom gea to wahan ek shair thaFrnd: hain..phir tum ne kya kia?Sardar: Kuch nhi main ne shair se kaha ap kr lo, mera to nikl hi gya hai

saRdar to Doctor: Mainu chota peshab saware 6 wajay anda aye te vadda 7 wajay..!Doctor: Teh is wich problem ke aye.?saRdar: Meri akh shami 7 wajay khuldi aye..

SAntA ApnA nAyA mObile l3k3 pOst Office gAyA aUr bOla: Iska w3igHt kAr dO...!POstmAst3r : 85 gmsSantA :mUMBAI SMS bh3jn3 k3 liy3 kitn3 kA stAmp lAganA pAdegA??