Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya BanogaSanta:PilotTeacher :QS:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota
Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya BanogaSanta:PilotTeacher :QS:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota
Santa- Y DO Vcall our languageD Mother tongue?Banta: Bcoz Dfather seldomgets 2 speak
SANTA said something in ears of BANTA and BANTA died!!!What did SANTA say?DHISHKYOUN!!!
Santa Was Sleeping In The Bank,... Because He Read A Board" Yaha Sone Par Loan Milega "
1st Sardar: Translate into English..."MaiN Pur-umeed hooN"2nd Sardar: "I m Pregnant" ;-
Hum to udti chidya k bhi par gin lete he,Santa:Is me mushkil hi kiya hai2 hi tohota hein
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?Pull the pin and throw it back
Sardar: Yar Meri Ankhein Dhang Se Nhi Khultein.Dost: Kisi Din Achanak Apne Ghar Chala Ja.
Santa recieved a message from his girl friend"I MISS YOU".....Santa replied.."I Mr YOU"...
Judge:3rd Time U RComing To Court,UDnt Hav Shame?SANTA: You Are ComingDaily,U Dnt HavShame?
Aik dafa aik Sardar boht serious tha,,,bas yaar iss sey barda jhoot mujh sey nahee bola jata
Dukaandar : Aap Ye PEN Le Jaiye Khub ChalegaSANTA : Mujhe Chalnewala NahiLikhnewala PEN Chahiye
SardarCycleKBreakHathMeLekarNachRahaTha..Man-Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho SARDARJI.?.Sardar-Oye!BREAK DANCE
Santa : Aj hamara desh SMS par chal raha hai.Banta : How?Santa : SMS bole to"SARDAR MANMOHAN SINGH
What is the height of stupidity?2 sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat.