Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya BanogaSanta:PilotTeacher :QS:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota

Santa- Y DO Vcall our languageD Mother tongue?Banta: Bcoz Dfather seldomgets 2 speak

SANTA said something in ears of BANTA and BANTA died!!!What did SANTA say?DHISHKYOUN!!!

Santa Was Sleeping In The Bank,... Because He Read A Board" Yaha Sone Par Loan Milega "

1st Sardar: Translate into English..."MaiN Pur-umeed hooN"2nd Sardar: "I m Pregnant" ;-

Hum to udti chidya k bhi par gin lete he,Santa:Is me mushkil hi kiya hai2 hi tohota hein

What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?Pull the pin and throw it back

Sardar: Yar Meri Ankhein Dhang Se Nhi Khultein.Dost: Kisi Din Achanak Apne Ghar Chala Ja.

Santa recieved a message from his girl friend"I MISS YOU".....Santa replied.."I Mr YOU"...

Judge:3rd Time U RComing To Court,UDnt Hav Shame?SANTA: You Are ComingDaily,U Dnt HavShame?

Aik dafa aik Sardar boht serious tha,,,bas yaar iss sey barda jhoot mujh sey nahee bola jata

Dukaandar : Aap Ye PEN Le Jaiye Khub ChalegaSANTA : Mujhe Chalnewala NahiLikhnewala PEN Chahiye

SardarCycleKBreakHathMeLekarNachRahaTha..Man-Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho SARDARJI.?.Sardar-Oye!BREAK DANCE

Santa : Aj hamara desh SMS par chal raha hai.Banta : How?Santa : SMS bole to"SARDAR MANMOHAN SINGH

What is the height of stupidity?2 sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat.