"Maths and Women r the two most Complicated things in this World"BUT...Maths, Atleast, has LOGIC!" ... ;-

Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?......A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept..!

Teacher:spell ur best frnds name in english.Sardar:Sun Light.Teacher:What?Sardar:his name is Surya Prakash.

Santa Platfrom k side leta thaBanta-Kya kar rahe ho?Santa-SuciteBanta-to beach me letoSanta-Dar lagta he...

Santa:Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai?Banta:Simple Hai YarRoyenge To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na

Ek Sardar Doosre Sardar Se.Das Zara Dunya Da Mushkil Kam Kee We2nd Sardar:HELMET PAA KE KISS LENA . . . ;-

Teacher-JeevanMeAisaKaamKaroKAapkaNaamDun IaKCharoKonoMeFaelJaye!..Sardar-Aisa Nai Ho Skta!DuniaToGolHai..!

My Grand Father Lived For 96 YearsHe Never Used GlassesSardar : YaI KnowFew People DrinkDirectly From Bottle

Q1) What do u do if a sardar throws a grenade at u??????Ans) Simple....pull the pin and throw it back... ;-

Ist : yaar ye Suraj hai Ya Chaand.....????Sardar: Sorry janab mjhe nhi patamain is city main new hoon.......

Sardar Was Sleeping In HisBed Room With His WifeWhy Are You Scrolling DownSo Fast.Let Him Sleep With His Wife.

A Sardar G gives Spielberg a slap and says. . . ."You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." ;-

Sardar in winter.Wife: Its cold..dont take a shower now...Sardar hubby: DOnt worry I am wearing a sweater! ;-

darya k tufam mein sahil sey mauj nikalti haiAur sardar jab Jhoorda kholein to Juoon(lice) ki fauj nikalti hai

Fakeer 2 Srdar : Apk Parosi NePet Bhar K Khana KhlayaHai Ap B Kuch Khilao ?Srdar : Ye Lo Hajimola . . . . . ;-