Funiest Msg Of The WeekOnce Upon A Time A Sardar Was a Scientist ...HAHhahAHhAHHAhHAhahahaHAhaHAhHAhaHAhaHAhAHaH

A Judge Said..Order..Order..Order..Sardar :1 Pizza2 Chicken1 ColdrinkJudge:Shut Up.SARDAR:No Shut Up Only 7Up..:P

Santa to Banta-1 Gud News 1 Bad News-Gud NewsMeri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gayaBanta-aur Bad NewsSanta-wo ek SAPNA tha

Girl : Have You SeenMy Identical Twin SisterAny Where ... ????Santa : Not At AllHow Does She Look Like ... !!! ;-

Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?Santa-Dadaji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya,Wohi Dhund Raha Hu

Q. What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies? A. He will compare itwith the original for spelling mistakes !!

Q.Why did Santa Singh take off his clothes while writing exams? A. Coz it was written in the paper "Answer in brief"

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

Agar sadaron kee Char tangein hoti to kya hota?its simple"phir un mein aur bandron mein ziada farq naheen rahey gha"

Sardar : Mobile Me Kuch Mp3 Load Krwane Hen...Dukandar : Memory Card Ha??Sardar : Nahi! Kya Shnaakhti Card Chalega??

Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se NahiJo MusibatKe Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.Main Zarur Aaunga

Santa Drivs In To 1-Way &Cros NO ENTRY BoardPolice: No ENTRY KaBoard Nai Dekha ?Santa: Mujhe Laga FilmKa Poster Hai..

A Tamilian call up Santa and asks " tamil therima??"Santa got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!" . . . ;-

Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai.Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ?Sardar: Haan,Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi..

SANTA Film Dekhne Gaya Lekin Wo Film Ka Board Hi Dekh Ke Wapas Aa Gaya..Q..Kyoki...Us Film Ka Naam Tha." HOUSE FULL "