A sardar gets A cheque & throws it on the ground...Y???Think think..!To see whether it will BOUNCE or NOT ;->KEEP SM|L|NG

Santa Sharab PikarSadhu Se Takra GyaSadhu Gusse Me-Aye MurkhMe TujeSHRAAP Deta HuSanta-RukiyeMaharajMe GlassLeke Ata hoon

Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will b there.............Girl goes at night & realy nobody was there

Santa=Tu To Ofice Me Bada SherBana Ghumta H,Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H?Banta=Hota To Sher Hi Hu,Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He !!

interviewer:ap kisi lerki main sab sy pehly kya dekhtay hain.sardar:o..ji..depend kerta hy k wo aa rahi hy ya jaa rahi hy.

Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This PacketSardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could haveposted it....

Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will be there.............Girl goes at night & realy nobody was there

Santa Invested 2 LakhsIn A Business And Suffered Huge Losses.Do U Know What The Business Was?He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!

Doctor : You should take 10 glasses of water every day.somu : It is impossible.D : ySardar : I have only 4 glasses at home

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

In A Cricket Ground..Security:Cricket Match Is Over Now,Why R U Stil Sitting?Santa:Oye...Yaar.. I Am Waitin For Highlights!

Ticket Cheker Ask To Sardar. : Ticket Dikhao.Sardar: Ye Lo Dekho.T.T: Ye To Purani He.Sardar: To Ye Train Bhi Konsi Nayi He

Santa samose K andar ka masala kha raha thabanta:Yeh kya hai?Santa:Boleto bhai doctor ne mujhe bahar ka khana mana kiya hai

School Main Master G ne Chotay Sardar Se Poocha : " Jiss Main Koi Kami Nahi Ho Ause Kiya Kehte HAin ?? "Sardar : " KAMI-NA "

Banta :- dekh Santa ek saanpteri biwi ko kaat raha hai.Santa :- Dar mat yaar.Vo kaat nhi raha,vo to zehar bharwane aaya hai.