Aik Sardar ki 10 betiyan thin phir jakar uskay ghar ek beta hua.Sardar nay uska naam kya rakha hoga?...........MUSHKIL SINGH. !

Santa samose K andar ka masala kha raha thabanta:Yeh kya hai?Santa:Boleto bhai doctor ne mujhe bahar ka khana mana kiya hai ;-

Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua. Wo udash ho gaya.Banta : Yaar udash kyo ho.Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.../ :-D

Petrol ke rate badhane par santa bola" Menu koi farak nahin penda.Pehele bhi 100 ka bharwata tha , ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.

Santa 60th BirthdayBanta-Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya he?Santa-60 Candls lagane Me Mushkil ho Rhi thiIsliye 60Watt k bulb laga diye

Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun,Kitna Paisa Lagega?Banta : Kuch B NahiSanta : Kaise?Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte

Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.Patni:Fir?Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?Santa:Mera BETA..

Santa Saw A Man Stealing A PurseTheif: There Is 1000 RsIn The Purse.We Can Take 50-50Santa: OK..OKWhat About TheRemaining 900..!

Ek dafa ek admi ni sardar ki dukan se lasri pi.Admi: Ais mai makhi ha . .Sardr: Oye Chup Ye Nannhi Se Jaan Kitni Lasri Pe Le Gi?

Ek sardar kahin ja rahatha.usne ek deewar parparha"parne walagadha"Sardar ko bohatghussa aya, mita kar likdya"Likhne Wala gadha,

Daku: Tera Nam?Lady: RitaDaku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He,Ja Tuje Maf KiyaOr Tera?Santa: Santa,Par Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte He

ardar comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"He Writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 complement..." ;-

Sardar Attending An Intrview In Software Company..Manager: Apko MS-OFFICE Malum Hai Kya..Sardar: Agar Address Denge To Jake Aunga

Santa Police Se:Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar SeTV Ke Ilaava Sab Samaan Le GayePolice:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!?Santa:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha

Sardar Was Awarded 2010 Nobel PrizeFor His New"Theory Of Motion"Which States:"Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion." ;-