Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

Banta:Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi.Santa:Kamaal hai! Sab ka nishana chook gaya?

Santa- V Need A Bridge In Our Village.Minister- How,There Is No River In Ur Village?Santa- Oh Den,We Need A River Too!

Santa Banta Se Tum Ne Mujhe SubhaSe 2oo Miss CA|Lz Di Ha Kyon ?Banta Wo Is Lye MA Tujhe BohatMiss Kr Raha Tha ...=P;-

Santa - Woh Ladki Baheri HaiBanta -Kaise?Santa - Maine Use I Love U Kaha To Boli"Maine Kal Hi Naya Sandal Kharida Hai"

Santa Calls Up White HouseSanta- I Want To Be D Next President Of USA.Obama - Are You Idiot?Santa-No,Is It Compulsory?

Doctor to a sardar: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

What is common between Krishna,Ram,Gandhi,Buddha & Jesus?Sardar:-replied ....All were born on Government holidays......

How Do You KnowIf A Sardar-G Has BeenSending E-Mail ... ?You See A Bunch OfEnvelopes Stuffed IntoThe Disk Drive ... ;-

Ik sardar:Oye Badmashaa meri paien da dubata wapis karde.Badmash=Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga.Sardar= piko karani se.:P

Techer:Kya ApBata Sakte Hai SrdaroPe Kitne Joke HaiSrdr:Bahut DerSochne K Bad Muskil Se2 Ya 3 Baki SabSachi Kahania Hai

1st Sardar: 0ye Agar Neend Na Aye To Kya Kia Jae?2nd Sardar: Neend Ka Intezaar Karne Se Behtar Hai K Admee So He Jae ;-

Interviewer : When is your birthday?.Sardar : 13th Oct.Interviewer : Which year ?sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte, every year.

12 Sardar12 Car mein12 baj ke 12 min 12 sec pe12vi gali mein12ve cinema hall meinkaunsi film dekhne gaye?Waqt hamara hai

Driver: Sardar ji petrol muk geya aey gadi aggey nai ja sakdi..Sardar ji: ohhoho! Chalo koi gal nai wapas morr lo... ;-