Santa : Oye BantaHave u Read "WILLIAM SHAKESPARE" ... ???Banta: NoBy The WayWho Wrote It ... ? ;-

Santa : What is the meaning of SMS ?Banta : It Means...S - Sardaro kaM - Mazaak udane kiS - Service

Murder Of English..!A Sardar Asking Fee Of A Lady Doctor In English..!What Is Your RATE Madam.? :-

How do you keep a Sardar whole day busy?Take him to a Circular Room and ask him to sit in a Corner!!!

Why does Sardar have "T.G.I.F" written on their shoes?In Order To RememberToes Go In First. . . . ;-

Teacher:Wo Kon C Cheez HayJo Insan Ke Izzat Ko MazbootiSay Jakray Rakhti Hay?Sardar Je:MISS"NARRA":-)

Sardar. Dr.I Have A Pain In My Eye,Whenever I Drink Tea.Dr. Take DaSpoon Out Of Da Mug B4 U Drink Tea.

How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....

Santa:Mujhe Tou AankheyBand Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai.Banta:Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai?Santa:Andhera.

What is Common between : Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.

Fakir to Sardar:- Aapke Padosi ne Pet bhar Ke khana khilaya he, Aap bhi Kuch khilao.Sardar:-Ye Lo HAJMOLA

Dr: aap ka weight kitna he?Santa: chasme sath 75kgs.Dr: aur chasme bager!Santa: vo muje dikhta hi nahi...

Ek Larki Sardar Se Takrai Aur Boli:I Am Sorry.Sardar:I Am Dilgeet SinghNyc 2 Meet You Miss Sorry ...=P;-

Interviewer : Give Me The Opposite WordsBanta:OkInterviewer : Made In IndiaBanta : Destroyed In Pakistan!!

Sardar read at petrol pump " Dont Use Mobile Here "Sardar call everyone and say them Dont call me hahahaha