Santa In Computer ExamExaminer"What Is Microsoft Excel?"Santa : "It Is A New Brand Of Surf Excel To Clean The Computer :P :D

Sardar Was Sleeping In Bed Room Wit His Wife...............For What R U Scrolling Down So Fast?Let Him Sleep With His Wife..

Teacher to Sardar: What is Number "Seven"Even or OddSardar: EvenTeacher: How can you make seven even?Sardar:Remove the "S"! 7

Once A Sardar Stood First In The Class N Teacher Asked :Parh Likh Kar Kya Banna Chahtay Ho?Sardar:.............."LADY-DOCTOR"

Teacher : PAPPU Why Are U Doing Math Multiplication On The Floor? ? ?Pappu: You Told Me To Do It Wid out Using Table. . . ;-

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You knowwhy?Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

Police-Tumhara dost kese maraSardar-Pata nahi wo bola mere petme chuhe kud rahe he "to mene usko chuhe marne ki dawa khila di.

Sardar 1: Yaar Kende Ne Zindagi 4 Dinaa Di Ey ...Sardar 2: Aaho !Sardar : Te Feer Test Match Kyun 5 Dina Da Honda Ey ... ? ;-

Sardar: Yar Mere Bal Boht Gir Rahe HainFrnd: Wo Kyun?Sardar: Fikr Se?Frnd: Konsi Fikr Hai Tume?Sardar: Bal Girne Ki Fikr Se:-)

A sardar Used to go college with his Dog ...After few years he had to go alonewhy ??????????????Beacause the Dog GRADUATED.!!!

Why did English teacherSlap Santa?Because Santa askedher:y is bra issingularwhen it cover2&Pantiesplural when it coveronly one?

Jeeto yelled at santa: U"re gonna b really sorry! I"m going to LEAVE you!Santa: Make up ur mind, which one is it gonna be!. . .

1 sardar Kafi deir baad pind ayaPind di mittiSung k kehndaHun te mitti di khushbo badl gai aa2nd;"^A mitti nai aSukki tatti a^"

Santa-Sir aap apni patni ko party me kyun nhi le jate?Boss-Bcoz vo gaon ki hai.Santa-sorry,sir mujhe laga k vo sirf aapki hai..