Santa: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab HaiShrbat Me Dala Pht GyaDudh Wale Ne PochaKonse Sharbat May Dala Tha?Santa : LIMOO PANI Me..!

Intelligent SantaAll scientists fail 2 ans this but santa rocksQ:-Which liquid thng turns solid on heating???Ans:- BESAN k PAKODE.

Sardar found answer to the most difficult question ever:What comes first the chicken or the egg ?For what you order, will come 1st!

Dost:Aaj Tv Pe 30 Foot Ka Saanp Dikhane Wale HainSanta : HaanPer Me Nahi Dekh Pao GaDost: Kyun?Santa :Hmara Tv To 21 Inch Ka Hai...

Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This >Packet >>Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could >have posted >it....

What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.0300 2711 588 / 0333 9968 674

Sardar goes to a hotel and order a fried chickenWaiter: French or Spanish?Sardar: o jera marzi le aa may ne kheryan gallan kerni hai

Santa Was In Shopping Store.Salesman: Sir Would U Like To Use A Pocket Calculator?Santa:- No Thanx. I Know How Many Pockets I Have :

Santa: Yaar Tumne School Ana Kyu Chhod Diya?Banta: Yaar Actually MereDad Keh Rahe The Ke 1Jagah Bar Bar Jane SeIzzat Kam Ho Jati Hai

Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!!

Ager Sardar Tumhari Taraf Pin Pehnke Tu Tum Kiya Karu Gaye ??............Tum Bhagoo Gaye Kyonke Bomb Tu Sardar Ke Hath Mai Hi Hai NA

Hindi teacher asks : CaLL Kitne Parkar k hote hain..?....Santa Answer: Local Call, STD Call, Trunk Call, ISD Call&Sasria_CaLL... ;-

Joke in 1 word- sardarjoke in 2 word- intelligent sardarjoke in 3 word- sardar playing chessjoke in 4 word- sardar wins the game...!

Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs..Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha He ?

Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar GiregaTo Makaan Maalik Ka,Hum To Kirayedar Hain..