Doctor: Bachey ko paanidene se pehle boil kerlena chahiye ...Sardar: Lekin JanabBoil krne se bachamarr tou nahi jayega... ??? ;-

A drunk sardar falls from 3rd floor.people gather around and ask:"Sardar ji ki hoya?"He said"pata nahin main v hune aya haan"!!!!

Sardarji was looking at wanted poster and was wondering :-"SALA..!! wanted tha, tho fotu khichne ke baaad usko jane kyu diya!?!!"

Santa Xerox Karne K Bad Kya Kar Raha HaiKya Kar Raha Hai..Simple Check Kar Raha Hai Ki KahiKoi Speling Mistake To Nahi Hogaya Hai

A sardar decides to go college with his dog. After few years he had to go alone....Why?Because....the dog finished graduation..!!

Pathan Hansay Ja RahaTha..Kisi Ne Pocha,"Khan kion Hans RaheHo?10 Saal Baad Mera UthaHai..Sath Wala Bola,Aap Ne Mera Pakra HAI..!

SANTA: "I Love U"Means Kya Hota H?GIRL: Mai Tumse Pyar Krti HunSANTA: Le 1 Questn Kya Pucha, Tu To Mujse Pyar Kr Baithi "Pagli":-D

Teacher: How Do You Differentiate"WIFE" & "MOTHER"SANTA:Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"&After MarriageWe Sleep WithOur"WIFE

Insurance agent tosardar!Sir ab to ap keshadi hogahe umeed haab to aap insrnc palesylelengesardar:meri bivi itneykhatarnak to nahi

Sardar:Bachpan me maki bat suni hoti to aaj ye din n dekhna padta.judge:Kya kehti thi ma?Sardar:Jab bat hi nahi suni to kese batau

Santa:Oye Yara Machli Khaega?Banta:Nahi Yaar Us me Kaante Hote Hain.Santa:Oye Chhor Yaar,Chappal Pehen K Kha Lena....�

Santa aur banta nezindagi me pehli baar riksha dekha.Sant-dekho kitna chhota tanga.Bant-haan aur gadha to dekho,aadmi jaisa dikhta

Ek Waqt Aisa Aye Ga Jab Sari Dunia ParPathano Aur Sikhon Ki Hukumt Ho Gi.Kyun K Baqi Insan Traqqi KarK Kahin Aur Ja Chukey Hon Gay

How can you recongnize a Sardar in the scientists,Oh its easy,"He will built a Generator that will use electricity to get started"

SARDAR:mujhy phonepay dhamkiyan mil rahihain,POLLICE:Kon hai wo?SARDAR:PTCL walay hain,Boltay hain k biLL nadiya yu"Kaat Dain Gay"