Circus ka maalik Sardar ko dante hweBe parwai ki b hadd h0ti haitune SHAIR ko khula ch0r diaSardar: Is se kia farq parta haiSHAIR ko kon chori kare ga.;-)

Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi aayi,upar ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi.Banta:To xchnge krna thaSanta:Kisse karta?Niche ki seat pe koi ayaa hi nahi.

A Sardar Was Drying Some Fruits In The Sunlight And Then Eating ThemSome1 Asked What R U Doing?Sardar: I Am Weak. The Doc Has Advised Me To Eat Dry Fruits!

An astronomer waswatching the sky fromhis telescop SantaSingh was observinghim,Suddenly a starfalls, seeing that SantaSing shouted,"khanishana lagaya hai!"

Once price Charles and a Sardar ji were having dinner. Prince said: pass the wine u divine.Sardar thought how poetic so he said: pass the custard u bastard

Boy:Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti HySardar: pta NaiMje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal HogyeMoral: sardaro ko marne k bad B akal nae ati ;-

Sardar Ji Ki Behan Ko Daku Utha Kar Le Gaya !!!Sab Ne Sardar Se Kaha Daku Boara Khatarnak He Khali Hath Mat JanaSardar Jate Hoye 2 Kilo Aaam Le Jata Hy ;-

Srdr:Aj mn ne tmhari BV ko nhate hwe dekha!4nd:kuty kminy, tmhen shrm nhi ai,tmhri bhabi hy woSrdr:Aby kuty k putr, mn nehr mn nha rha tha or wo ja rhi thi

1 sardar k ghar chori ho gai chor us ki bv ka zewar le gayeLogon ny kahaChalo srdar g izzat to bch gai bhabi kiSrdar bolaO wech wech k ty zewar lya c =P ;)

Sardar Je Ka Bacha School Jatay Huay Bhot Ro Raha Tha.Sardar Je Bolay Shar Day Bachay Ronday NaiBacha Bola Shar Day Bachay School Bhi Nai Janday. . . ["!"]

Do U know why a sardar ji keptthe door open while taking a bath?Because he was scared that someonemight see through the �KEY HOLE�.

a grl in a wedding ceremony want 2 go 2 da toilet. she asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.sardar replied u naughty girl pehlay tum dikhao

Twinkle Twinkle Little SARDARWe All Wonder What They RUp Above A Jura So HighLike An Antena In The SkyDimag Ka Portion Always DryAb Hans De Papu Dont B Shy

Ek sardar badi buri haalat me ghar aaya.Sab ne puchha "kya hua ?"Sardar : mandi me anaaj bech raha tha, "Gehoon-Le-Lo"unho ne samjha, "Gay-Hon-Le-Lo"=P ;-

Lady Teacher: Make 1 sentence in vich all tenses past, present & future r included.Santa: Sau saaL phle mjhe tumse pyar thaAaj bhi hai aurKal bhi rahega ;-