Sardar Ko Ek Unknown NO Se Msg AyaUsne Apne Sab Dosto Se Wo Msg Paper Pe Likhwaya,Magar Q?...Sab Ki Handwritng Sms Ki Writng Se Match Karne K Liye.. ;-

Aik sardar ko doctor ne kaha app ko Gas hoyi hai subha subha koyi game khela karen...Ab sardar g roz subha snake game kehlte hain apne mobile per... ;-

Sardar writing a letter:My sister had a baby this morning. I havnt heard that its a boy or a girl.. So, i dont know whether i m uncle or aunty..........

Newspaper mein news lugi k "50% of Sardars are donkeys."The Sardars protested.Next day news lagi k"50% of Sardars r NOT donkeys."The Sardars celebrated.

Santa - A Photographer On A Funeral.Santa Is Busy Taking Snaps, Suddenly People Start Beating Him. Why?Each Time He Took A Picture He Said SMILE PLEASE!

Sardar 2 other:Ager aik hathi soi k sorakh se guzr raha ho to usy rokny k lye kya kerna chahye?Other Sardar:uski dum pe girah laga do phans jae ga...:-)

Sardar:ye shesha jobaich rhy ho,is ki kyagarnty hy?Salesman:Agr ap isy 100ft se nichy phainkain to99.9ft tk nai toty ga.Sardar:chal fir pack karday..-;

Public Toilet Mein Likha Tha"Dunya Chand Pe Pohanch Gai Aur Tu Yahin Betha Hy"Santa Ne Niche Likh Dia:"Bas Kr K Ja Raha Hon,Waha Pani Nhi Hy Na... =P =D

Interviewer:Can u make a sentence using green, pink & yellow?Sardar:O yah yah ji y not.My phone rings... GREEN GREEN, I PINK it up and say YELLOW.;-);-)

Santa-pehle me apni biwi ko BA krwaunga fir MA fir Phd krwaunga fir badiya sinaukri dilwaunga. Banta- fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shadi bhi krwa diyo

Sardarni: Have you eaten muli da paratha?Sardaar: No, Mai to sandwich khaya hun..sardaarni: dont try to lie,know lips can lie but hips dont lie... =P ;-

Shayari by Sardar:Khidki se dekha to raaste pe koi nahi tha,Khidki se dekha to raaste pe koi nahi tha,Raaste pe jaa ke dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha!!!

SANTA goes for a interview for the post of a DETECTIVE.Interviewer Asked- WHO KILLED GANDHI.?SANTA- Thanx for giving me the JOB.I will Investigate... ;-

Judge: why r u arrested?Sardar: for shopping early?Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?Sardar: before opening theshop..... =P ;-

Frog to Sardar:tumhare pas dimag nahi haisrdar:haifrog:nahi haisardar:haifrog:nahi hai,and jumps into a wellsardar:ismey sucide karne wali konsi baat thi