Sardar Ko Dost Ne Khane Pe Bulaya,Ghr Pe Tala Laga Tha Or Lika Tha Bewkof Banaya.Sardar Ne Hosyari Dikai Or Neche Lik Dya hm Yahn Aaye Hi Nahi The.

A Sardar G was walking with his sister.."and"someone told him that sardar g twadi behan bohat sohni hai..Sardar G said: Aho Par Saade Kis Kam Di...

Sardar ne Makhi k Par torr k kaha k urr ja.. per Makhi nahi urri !Sardar ne kaha: sabit hua k agar Makhi k Par tor diye jayen to wo sun nahi skti !

A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &Says-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.

Sardar:Kal mere Abba kunwen me gir gaye aur zor zor se chilla rahe thay"BACHAO BACHAO"2nd:Ab kaise hain?1st:Theek hi honge kal se koi awaaz nai aai!

Santa could not stop laughing when he saw a truck being dragged by another.I asked why? Santa says foolish drivers using two trucks to carry a Rope.

Santa To Banta:oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejta hay?Banta:vo is lia k ager tujhey ek forward kerna ho tuo doosra teray paasrehna chaiyeh na

LEAVE APPLICATION by a Sardar:Sir,sasrikalMy wife is very ill.As there is no otherHUSBAND in familyto look after,so kindly grant me leave for a day.

Pathan Sardar Se:Yara Kya Tumne Generator Mei Petrol Ki Jaga COCA COLA Dala Hai?Sardar: Nahi Yara..Pathan: To Yeh Brrrrrr Brrrrrr Kyu Kar Raha Hai??

Sardar walks into a library & says,Can I have a burger and coke?Librarian, Im sorry, this is a library.Sardar whispers: Can I have a burger & fries?

Banta : Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa : Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

Sardar: Aap K Father Ki Death Kaise Hui?Friend: Burhape Ki Waja SeSardar: Hamare Mohallay Mein Isi Beemari Ki Waja Se Kyi Bache Halaak Ho Chukay Hain

Tufani barish me rat ko shop per santa piza lene ayaSHOPKEPER:Aap shadi shuda haiSan:is tufani barish me kya meri ma muje piza lene bhejegi.......;-

Sardar found answer to most difficult question question everWhat comes first - the chicken or the egg ?O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!!

Srdar Apni Grlfrnd K Sath DateK Liye Oil Mein Naha K Jata HaiGf: Ap Oil Mein Kiun Nahay?Srdar: Meine Suna Tha KHar Chiz Meezan Mein Achi Lagti Hai;-