Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

Santa And Banta Were Walking . . .Suddenly Banta Said : Oh . . . Look , A Dead Bird . . .Santa Looked Up At The Sky & Said : Where . . . ??? ;-

Admi: Sardar G! Aap Yahan Baithey hai Aap k Dost ki Death ho gai hai.Aap gaye Kyon Nahi?...Sardar: Usney Mujhe Bulaya He Nahi.haha haha haha :-)

Sardar 2 His SardarniOn Suhagrat!Soniay Tenu Apne Do HONTAAN Nal Kuj Kr K Dikhavan?Sardarni:Hay Ma Mar Javan Kro Na Ji..Sardar:"Burrrburrrburrr"

Sardar ko DRIP LagiThiJb DRIP Khtm HonyLagi Tou Us Ny ApneBhai Sy Kaha"Jao Sister Ko BulaLao"Wo 3 Din BaadPunjab Se Apni BEHENKo Le Aaya ... ;-

Inspector to Santa: Phansi Se Pehle. . . Bata Teri Aakhri Khwaish Kya Hai. . .?Santa: Mere Pair Uppar Aur Sar Neeche Kar K Phansi De Do. . . ;-

Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says Hi,Main Bol Raha Hoon.The other sardar replies Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!

A lady n lion were kissing each other inside a cage in circus.Ring master asked "Can anyone do it?"SARDAR: I can,but first,tak d lion out....;-

aik dafa aik sardar ne doosra sardar ke kaan main kuch kaha aur wo mar gia.everybody wondered wt he said.one asked him and he said bhishkoom.....

Ek Sardar dosre Sardar se...Oye yeh SENT MESSAGE kya hota hai..?Dosra Sardar:Jis MESSAGE mein khushboo ho usse SENT msg kehte hain . . . . :p ;-

Sardar: Prito "Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day"Prito: "Nahi Sharam Andi Ey"Sardar: "Keh Day NA"Prito: "Nahi Na"Sardar: "Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nai...

1.Waterproof towel!2.Solar powered torch!3.Book on how to read!4.Pedal powered wheel chair!5.Umbrella wid holes to see wether its raining or not!

Phansi se pehleinspector ne sardar sepocha bata teri aakhrikhawahish kya hai?Sardar:Mera sir neecheor taangen oper kar kPhansi de do..........;-

Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle . . .Tourist : How do you escape if a Lion comes now ?Sardar : Give the indicator right and turn left ! ;-D

Baniye shayar ne arz kiya.Moorkh tha Shahjahan jo kar gaya kharcha itna TAJ par Kambakht, Har din ek nayi Mumtaz aa jati us kharche ke BYAAZ par.